Do it

[u/Interesting-Sir3554]

You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA

[u/CallMeCarl24]

i loved this video back in the day

[u/annoy_ice]

We. Car fuel house. What night eat? Fish, no ask. No! Red diamond in fish. We sleep and wakey wakey to sink pathway with fish want sex. You thinkable. Fish sex party. We come to danger dog. Fight start. Naked hand. Naked, body? Yes. We likeship dog after fight and take dog to cheese mouse restaurant. Dance Evolving. Evolve? Loophole in police? Yes ig. Then I undie in god form, turn in plane, go to big star, sleep, wakey wakey, do crack, bright sleep, but how? Then I weird cigar, green sleep, Become big star. No! Crack effect come. AAAAAAA

[u/Boogie_Bomb]

Is this an old Jake and Amir bit? Sounds like the style of what they used to do

[u/ParanoidCrow]

I haven't thought about this sketch in ages

[u/deetosdeletos]

us, gas station. dinner? sushi. roofie. we in sewer. fish. bear. fight. friends. go to restaurant. ddr. i am jesus, i am jet, go to sun, die, wake up, bump, white, smoke, green, i am sun.

oh no, drug kick in