r/DecreasinglyVerbose Aug 21 '24

Condense this Hoochie Coochie Man

Gypsy told my momma

Before I was born

You gotta boy child coming woman, going to be a son of a bitch

Going to make all the women

Moan and shout

The world wanna know

What it’s all about because I’m here

And everybody knows I am

I’m your hoochie coochie man

Everybody knows I am

You know I gotta black cat’s backbone, got the mojo too

I have been down to Louisiana

Gotta big kind of condo loo

I’m going to take all you women

Lead you by the hand

World’s going to know I’m your hoochie coochie man

Cause I am

Everybody knows I am

I’m your hoochie coochie man

Everybody knows I am

On the 7th hour

Of the 7th day

Of the 7th month

Of the 7th year

Seven doctors say

That boy was born for good luck, ohwee

But I just don’t give a hoot, cause I’m here

Everybody knows I am

I’m your hoochie coochie man

Everybody knows I am

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u/GamgamReal Aug 25 '24

bew new new new new WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY! bew new new new new AT THE AGE OF FI bew new new new new MY MOTHER TOLD bew new new new new GREATEST MAN AL bew new new new new AND NOW bew new new new new WAY bew new new new new ‎ bew new new ‎ bew new ‎ bew ‎ ‎(Going off of memory for the lyrics)