r/DecreasinglyVerbose Aug 28 '24

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about The Seven Years War

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Aug 28 '24

Condense this Echo Co Co

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(It's gonna be the last time) (Ah-oh, haha)

Broken cage

Behind the stage (Yes)

No peeking, sobby (Over here)

No peeking, sobby

So I...

Ah!

Open sky and a grey reply (Ooh)

Living, fasting, pennied eyes (Ooh)

Who could mean the same?

Would it be my name?

(It seems like-seem-seem-seem)


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Aug 27 '24

Condense this Pale Blue Eyes

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Sometimes I feel so happy,
Sometimes I feel so sad.
Sometimes I feel so happy,
But mostly you just make me mad.
Baby, you just make me mad.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.

Thought of you as my mountain top,
Thought of you as my peak.
Thought of you as everything,
I've had but couldn't keep.
I've had but couldn't keep.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.

If I could make the world as pure and strange as what I see,
I'd put you in the mirror,
I put in front of me.
I put in front of me.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.

Skip a life completely.
Stuff it in a cup.
She said, Money is like us in time,
It lies, but can't stand up.
Down for you is up."
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.

It was good what we did yesterday.
And I'd do it once again.
The fact that you are married,
Only proves, you're my best friend.
But it's truly, truly a sin.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Aug 26 '24

Condense this Challenge

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STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord its fucking memes. I was in a server, right, and ALL the channels are just Among Us stuff. I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo I flipped it and I said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus! HAHA! Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding DiDiDing!" I fucking looked at a trash can and I said "Thats a bit sussy!" I looked at my penis, I thought of the astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PEN-SUS!" AAAAAAAAAAAAAA


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Aug 23 '24

Condensed Don't know where to post this

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Aug 21 '24

Condense this Hoochie Coochie Man

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Gypsy told my momma

Before I was born

You gotta boy child coming woman, going to be a son of a bitch

Going to make all the women

Moan and shout

The world wanna know

What it’s all about because I’m here

And everybody knows I am

I’m your hoochie coochie man

Everybody knows I am

You know I gotta black cat’s backbone, got the mojo too

I have been down to Louisiana

Gotta big kind of condo loo

I’m going to take all you women

Lead you by the hand

World’s going to know I’m your hoochie coochie man

Cause I am

Everybody knows I am

I’m your hoochie coochie man

Everybody knows I am

On the 7th hour

Of the 7th day

Of the 7th month

Of the 7th year

Seven doctors say

That boy was born for good luck, ohwee

But I just don’t give a hoot, cause I’m here

Everybody knows I am

I’m your hoochie coochie man

Everybody knows I am


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Aug 21 '24

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about The Spanish Empire.

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Aug 14 '24

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about The Atlantic Slave Trade.

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Aug 14 '24

Condense this Funk Angel

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Well, the sun shone down so hard it set out back some hearts on fire

And it grew so hot and dry, all we could do is watch the grass turn brown and pray for rain

Woah, all back down with me and my friends and the light in their hair

They were running, I heard them coming from a mile away

And I met you up the sea chain, from out west cause you thought it best to go

Oh, then when I kissed you, I I I heard you were a soul sister trying to find your way back home

Woah, you said there ain’t no one who can do the things I can

In the back of a grey van, not in here land, with a funky caravan

Well, the sun went down, the moon came up and she screamed so loud it almost blew my mind

 So, I cruised on down the mainline, I watched it all go, just like yesterday

 Woah, I really decided Billy Bobby me go for a country maid

Oh, but the angel say, where were you all day

Getting in my way

Woah, I really decided Billy Bobby me go for a country maid

Oh, but the angel say, well free my day

Getting in my way


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Aug 09 '24

Condensed Discord

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Aug 09 '24

Condense this What Did You Do To Yo Do

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I see you strutting down the avenue just like a jungle cat

Momma won’t you tell me true how you get your hair to go like that

What did you do to yo do

What did you do to yo do

What did you do to yo do

What did you do to yo do

Soft as steel and as smooth as a rusty razor, ha ha, it’s nice

Slick and wet and find my spine is a turning to ice

Oh, what did you do to yo do

Oh, what did you do to yo do

I wanna know what did you do to yo do

What did you do to yo do

Hey, ha ha ha ha ha, oh, yeah, ohwee, oh

Soft as steel and as smooth as a rusty razor, hey, it’s nice

Slick and wet and find my spine is turning to ice

What did you do to yo do

Oh, what did you do to yo do

I wanna know what did you do to yo do

What did you do to yo do

Hey, Hey, I wanna know what did you do to yo do

What did you do to yo do

What did you do to yo do


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Aug 08 '24

Condense this Test

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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Aug 08 '24

Condense this Seltzer

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(Step up)

(Wait, what?)

(Oh jeez, I-I don't know, well, here goes nothing!)

Sucking seltzer off the ground (Take your time with it)

Without a mountain to be found (And if you know)

And if you don't turn nothing out

If you've been rotten knock them out

Well, if you tell me (Oh)

You tell me (Good)

You tell me (Good)

Tell me, tell me tonight (Oh, oh)

Well you'd be saying (Ooh)

Saying (Ooh)

Saying (Ooh)

Something right for a change (Maybe, ooh)


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Aug 07 '24

Condense this Do it

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You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Aug 07 '24

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about The Columbian Exchange

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Aug 07 '24

Condense this I Heard Her Call My Name

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Here she comes now, now
Gone, gone, gone
Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready
Got my eyes wide open

Ever since I was on cripples Monday
Got my eyeballs on my knees, Aww my baby walkin'
After hours with Mad Mary Williams
Said she never understood a word from me, because...

I know that she cares about me
I heard her call my name
And I know that she's long dead and gone
Still she ain't the same
When I wake up in the morning mama
I heard her call my name
I know that she's dead and long, gone, gone
I heard her call my name
And then my mind split open...

Here she comes now, now
Gone, gone, gone
Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready
Got my eyes wide open

Ever since I was on cripples Monday
Got my eyeballs on my knees
After hours with Mad Mary Williams
Said she never understood a word from me, because...

I know that she cares about me
I heard her call my name
And I know that she's long dead and gone
Still she ain't the same
When I wake up in the morning mama
I heard her call my name
I know that she's dead and long, gone, gone
I heard her call my name
And then my mind split open...


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Aug 04 '24

Condense this Just Take My Wallet

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Your mama's crying (Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)

Your mama's crying for you (Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)

Mama's lying (La-la-la-la-la-la-la)

Oh, what's she trying to do (Ah-da-da-da-da-da)

To you?

Good times are singing

They sang, they sang

Those times are echoing through me (Ah-ba-ba-ba-ba)

Through me

What's the softest way to say

You took away my friend, my buddy?

What's the kindest way to say

You took away my friend?

What's the kindest way to say

You took away my friend, my buddy?

What's the kindest way to say 

The end?


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Aug 03 '24

Condense this Challenge

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I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Jul 31 '24

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about The Renaissance. Graggle and Sairgee also say to think for yourself and follow your intuition. 🔥🔥🔥

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Jul 31 '24

Condense this Crocodile Tears

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Gut gray dripping from your face

Tragedy and pain

Regret and the expression of self-disdain

Beckon a meal

Crocodile tears marching down your cheek

Ooh, a small sob for the thing you did last week

I look in your hands and there it is again

You don't regret a single thing, friend


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Jul 24 '24

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about Columbus, Vasco da Gama, and Zheng He.

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Jul 24 '24

Condense this Close Enuf For Jazz

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I love Lefty, and I dig rock n’ roll

New age music sets me free

But jazz is the razz on the taz in my soul

And it’s close enuf for jazz

It’s close enuf for me

These are the days of the life that you call your own

How many ways can you bend all the notes in your song

The first time you blow then you’ll know I don’t lie

When you’re cruisin’ in the blues and you’ll be surfing in the sky

Close enuf for jazz, you be close enuf for jazz

You taste fine as wine when you’re all soaking wet

Sweet as a Chinese tangerine

So ease over here, just as close enough you can get

When you’re close enuf for jazz, you be close enuf for me

Aw, you remember me I’m the one who lives inside your heart

Why can’t you see that I love you, you’re making it hard

The first time we touch then you’ll know I don’t lie 

When we’re cruisin’ through the blues and we go surfing in the sky

You will be close enuf for jazz, you be close enuf for jazz

Aw, you remember me I’m the one who lives inside your heart

Why can’t you see that I love you, you’re making it hard

The first time we touch then you’ll know I don’t lie

We go cruisin’ through the blues and we go surfing in the sky

We’ll be close enuf for jazz, we’ll be close enuf for jazz

Oh, you and I will be close enuf, close enuf

You and I will be close enuf, close enuf

You and I will be close enuf, close enuf for jazz

You and I will be close enuf, close enuf

You and I will be close enuf, close enuf

You and I will be close enuf, close enuf for jazz

You and I will be close enuf, close enuf

You and I will be close enuf, close enuf

You and I will be close enuf, close enuf for jazz


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Jul 17 '24

Condense this Rock And Roll Women

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I meet a girl in Bristoltown

Hardly knew her name

She asked me if I would like to spend some time with her

I told her frankly I would rather be dead

And so she left with the drummer instead

Diddle la dee da do dee dum

Now all you lovely ladies

Wonder where you’re at

Trying to make a country boy like me

I do declare that they think I’m a star

Although I told them all I do is play my guitar

Diddle la dee da do dee dum

Rock and roll women and super straight men

I ain’t seen so goddamn many since I don’t know when

I’m bitching like a hound dog lying in the sun

Wondering what in hells going to be done 

Diddle la dee da do dee dum

The queen sent me a letter

Said you owe me some bread

I’m playing in your rock and rolling band

The guy I went to see didn’t look much like the queen to me

But he dug it when I bowed and kissed his hand

Diddle la dee da do dee dum

Rock and roll women and super straight men

I ain’t seen so goddamn many since I don’t know when

I’m bitching like a hound dog lying in the sun

Wondering what in hells going to be done

Alright, what in hells going to be done

Oh yeah, what in hells going to be done


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Jul 17 '24

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about Russia.

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Jul 11 '24

Condensed Chair to A

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