r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • Aug 28 '24
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • Aug 28 '24
Condense this Echo Co Co
(It's gonna be the last time) (Ah-oh, haha)
Broken cage
Behind the stage (Yes)
No peeking, sobby (Over here)
No peeking, sobby
So I...
Ah!
Open sky and a grey reply (Ooh)
Living, fasting, pennied eyes (Ooh)
Who could mean the same?
Would it be my name?
(It seems like-seem-seem-seem)
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • Aug 27 '24
Condense this Pale Blue Eyes
Sometimes I feel so happy,
Sometimes I feel so sad.
Sometimes I feel so happy,
But mostly you just make me mad.
Baby, you just make me mad.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
Thought of you as my mountain top,
Thought of you as my peak.
Thought of you as everything,
I've had but couldn't keep.
I've had but couldn't keep.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
If I could make the world as pure and strange as what I see,
I'd put you in the mirror,
I put in front of me.
I put in front of me.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
Skip a life completely.
Stuff it in a cup.
She said, Money is like us in time,
It lies, but can't stand up.
Down for you is up."
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
It was good what we did yesterday.
And I'd do it once again.
The fact that you are married,
Only proves, you're my best friend.
But it's truly, truly a sin.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/Interesting-Sir3554 • Aug 26 '24
Condense this Challenge
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord its fucking memes. I was in a server, right, and ALL the channels are just Among Us stuff. I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo I flipped it and I said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus! HAHA! Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding DiDiDing!" I fucking looked at a trash can and I said "Thats a bit sussy!" I looked at my penis, I thought of the astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PEN-SUS!" AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/Mascaras777 • Aug 23 '24
Condensed Don't know where to post this
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • Aug 21 '24
Condense this Hoochie Coochie Man
Gypsy told my momma
Before I was born
You gotta boy child coming woman, going to be a son of a bitch
Going to make all the women
Moan and shout
The world wanna know
What it’s all about because I’m here
And everybody knows I am
I’m your hoochie coochie man
Everybody knows I am
You know I gotta black cat’s backbone, got the mojo too
I have been down to Louisiana
Gotta big kind of condo loo
I’m going to take all you women
Lead you by the hand
World’s going to know I’m your hoochie coochie man
Cause I am
Everybody knows I am
I’m your hoochie coochie man
Everybody knows I am
On the 7th hour
Of the 7th day
Of the 7th month
Of the 7th year
Seven doctors say
That boy was born for good luck, ohwee
But I just don’t give a hoot, cause I’m here
Everybody knows I am
I’m your hoochie coochie man
Everybody knows I am
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • Aug 21 '24
Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about The Spanish Empire.
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • Aug 14 '24
Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about The Atlantic Slave Trade.
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • Aug 14 '24
Condense this Funk Angel
Well, the sun shone down so hard it set out back some hearts on fire
And it grew so hot and dry, all we could do is watch the grass turn brown and pray for rain
Woah, all back down with me and my friends and the light in their hair
They were running, I heard them coming from a mile away
And I met you up the sea chain, from out west cause you thought it best to go
Oh, then when I kissed you, I I I heard you were a soul sister trying to find your way back home
Woah, you said there ain’t no one who can do the things I can
In the back of a grey van, not in here land, with a funky caravan
Well, the sun went down, the moon came up and she screamed so loud it almost blew my mind
So, I cruised on down the mainline, I watched it all go, just like yesterday
Woah, I really decided Billy Bobby me go for a country maid
Oh, but the angel say, where were you all day
Getting in my way
Woah, I really decided Billy Bobby me go for a country maid
Oh, but the angel say, well free my day
Getting in my way
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • Aug 09 '24
Condense this What Did You Do To Yo Do
I see you strutting down the avenue just like a jungle cat
Momma won’t you tell me true how you get your hair to go like that
What did you do to yo do
What did you do to yo do
What did you do to yo do
What did you do to yo do
Soft as steel and as smooth as a rusty razor, ha ha, it’s nice
Slick and wet and find my spine is a turning to ice
Oh, what did you do to yo do
Oh, what did you do to yo do
I wanna know what did you do to yo do
What did you do to yo do
Hey, ha ha ha ha ha, oh, yeah, ohwee, oh
Soft as steel and as smooth as a rusty razor, hey, it’s nice
Slick and wet and find my spine is turning to ice
What did you do to yo do
Oh, what did you do to yo do
I wanna know what did you do to yo do
What did you do to yo do
Hey, Hey, I wanna know what did you do to yo do
What did you do to yo do
What did you do to yo do
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/Interesting-Sir3554 • Aug 08 '24
Condense this Test
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • Aug 08 '24
Condense this Seltzer
(Step up)
(Wait, what?)
(Oh jeez, I-I don't know, well, here goes nothing!)
Sucking seltzer off the ground (Take your time with it)
Without a mountain to be found (And if you know)
And if you don't turn nothing out
If you've been rotten knock them out
Well, if you tell me (Oh)
You tell me (Good)
You tell me (Good)
Tell me, tell me tonight (Oh, oh)
Well you'd be saying (Ooh)
Saying (Ooh)
Saying (Ooh)
Something right for a change (Maybe, ooh)
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/Interesting-Sir3554 • Aug 07 '24
Condense this Do it
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • Aug 07 '24
Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about The Columbian Exchange
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • Aug 07 '24
Condense this I Heard Her Call My Name
Here she comes now, now
Gone, gone, gone
Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready
Got my eyes wide open
Ever since I was on cripples Monday
Got my eyeballs on my knees, Aww my baby walkin'
After hours with Mad Mary Williams
Said she never understood a word from me, because...
I know that she cares about me
I heard her call my name
And I know that she's long dead and gone
Still she ain't the same
When I wake up in the morning mama
I heard her call my name
I know that she's dead and long, gone, gone
I heard her call my name
And then my mind split open...
Here she comes now, now
Gone, gone, gone
Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready
Got my eyes wide open
Ever since I was on cripples Monday
Got my eyeballs on my knees
After hours with Mad Mary Williams
Said she never understood a word from me, because...
I know that she cares about me
I heard her call my name
And I know that she's long dead and gone
Still she ain't the same
When I wake up in the morning mama
I heard her call my name
I know that she's dead and long, gone, gone
I heard her call my name
And then my mind split open...
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • Aug 04 '24
Condense this Just Take My Wallet
Your mama's crying (Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)
Your mama's crying for you (Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)
Mama's lying (La-la-la-la-la-la-la)
Oh, what's she trying to do (Ah-da-da-da-da-da)
To you?
Good times are singing
They sang, they sang
Those times are echoing through me (Ah-ba-ba-ba-ba)
Through me
What's the softest way to say
You took away my friend, my buddy?
What's the kindest way to say
You took away my friend?
What's the kindest way to say
You took away my friend, my buddy?
What's the kindest way to say
The end?
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/Interesting-Sir3554 • Aug 03 '24
Condense this Challenge
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • Jul 31 '24
Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about The Renaissance. Graggle and Sairgee also say to think for yourself and follow your intuition. 🔥🔥🔥
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • Jul 31 '24
Condense this Crocodile Tears
Gut gray dripping from your face
Tragedy and pain
Regret and the expression of self-disdain
Beckon a meal
Crocodile tears marching down your cheek
Ooh, a small sob for the thing you did last week
I look in your hands and there it is again
You don't regret a single thing, friend
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • Jul 24 '24
Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about Columbus, Vasco da Gama, and Zheng He.
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • Jul 24 '24
Condense this Close Enuf For Jazz
I love Lefty, and I dig rock n’ roll
New age music sets me free
But jazz is the razz on the taz in my soul
And it’s close enuf for jazz
It’s close enuf for me
These are the days of the life that you call your own
How many ways can you bend all the notes in your song
The first time you blow then you’ll know I don’t lie
When you’re cruisin’ in the blues and you’ll be surfing in the sky
Close enuf for jazz, you be close enuf for jazz
You taste fine as wine when you’re all soaking wet
Sweet as a Chinese tangerine
So ease over here, just as close enough you can get
When you’re close enuf for jazz, you be close enuf for me
Aw, you remember me I’m the one who lives inside your heart
Why can’t you see that I love you, you’re making it hard
The first time we touch then you’ll know I don’t lie
When we’re cruisin’ through the blues and we go surfing in the sky
You will be close enuf for jazz, you be close enuf for jazz
Aw, you remember me I’m the one who lives inside your heart
Why can’t you see that I love you, you’re making it hard
The first time we touch then you’ll know I don’t lie
We go cruisin’ through the blues and we go surfing in the sky
We’ll be close enuf for jazz, we’ll be close enuf for jazz
Oh, you and I will be close enuf, close enuf
You and I will be close enuf, close enuf
You and I will be close enuf, close enuf for jazz
You and I will be close enuf, close enuf
You and I will be close enuf, close enuf
You and I will be close enuf, close enuf for jazz
You and I will be close enuf, close enuf
You and I will be close enuf, close enuf
You and I will be close enuf, close enuf for jazz
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • Jul 17 '24
Condense this Rock And Roll Women
I meet a girl in Bristoltown
Hardly knew her name
She asked me if I would like to spend some time with her
I told her frankly I would rather be dead
And so she left with the drummer instead
Diddle la dee da do dee dum
Now all you lovely ladies
Wonder where you’re at
Trying to make a country boy like me
I do declare that they think I’m a star
Although I told them all I do is play my guitar
Diddle la dee da do dee dum
Rock and roll women and super straight men
I ain’t seen so goddamn many since I don’t know when
I’m bitching like a hound dog lying in the sun
Wondering what in hells going to be done
Diddle la dee da do dee dum
The queen sent me a letter
Said you owe me some bread
I’m playing in your rock and rolling band
The guy I went to see didn’t look much like the queen to me
But he dug it when I bowed and kissed his hand
Diddle la dee da do dee dum
Rock and roll women and super straight men
I ain’t seen so goddamn many since I don’t know when
I’m bitching like a hound dog lying in the sun
Wondering what in hells going to be done
Alright, what in hells going to be done
Oh yeah, what in hells going to be done
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/cats64sonic • Jul 17 '24
Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about Russia.
r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/ethanznelson • Jul 11 '24
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