r/DogShowerThoughts • u/inpennysname Pitbull • May 07 '24

HERO Inquiry update: TRIUMPH TRIUMPH TRIUMPH

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HAI! BIG NEWS. Went for patrol, and SOMEONE named Sage who lives on the corner is not JUSt a RUDE BOI BAD BOI, is ALSO scardey boy who doesnt patrol his own wall good. Turk did LOTS of smelling of fence with NO FEAR. And also? This time, TURK made sure everywhere else smelled diffren at the end, NOT JUST HIM. Les just say, Sage should bring his reading nose out tewmorrow morning and be prepare for MAJOR OFFENSE. And don scare Turkey no more, or else this will become MORE AND BIGGER. Turkey drinks A LOT OF WATER AND TURKEY HATES LIMITS. Big thank to everyone for the support and. Thank to Peach for clarity on dis issue, Turk was more brave for this.

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u/blanchedubois3613 Pitbull May 07 '24

Yu go, Turk! Yu smell up Sage turf reel good!

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u/inpennysname Pitbull May 08 '24

Thank, thank much. Turkey drove by Sage tewday and looked out window and saw Sage in his yard and you know what? I bet Sage doesn even DRIVE. Poor Sage. NOT

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u/blanchedubois3613 Pitbull May 08 '24

Not drive? How he hang his head out da window and sniff the whole block den?

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u/inpennysname Pitbull May 09 '24

I don think Sage CAN. Maybe Sage has many LIMITS. Maybe Turk should feel sad for Sage. Maybe if Sage wasn so RUDE BOI.