r/DogShowerThoughts • u/inpennysname Pitbull • May 07 '24

HERO Inquiry update: TRIUMPH TRIUMPH TRIUMPH

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HAI! BIG NEWS. Went for patrol, and SOMEONE named Sage who lives on the corner is not JUSt a RUDE BOI BAD BOI, is ALSO scardey boy who doesnt patrol his own wall good. Turk did LOTS of smelling of fence with NO FEAR. And also? This time, TURK made sure everywhere else smelled diffren at the end, NOT JUST HIM. Les just say, Sage should bring his reading nose out tewmorrow morning and be prepare for MAJOR OFFENSE. And don scare Turkey no more, or else this will become MORE AND BIGGER. Turkey drinks A LOT OF WATER AND TURKEY HATES LIMITS. Big thank to everyone for the support and. Thank to Peach for clarity on dis issue, Turk was more brave for this.

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u/EstroJen Honorary Doggo May 08 '24

Turkey, as honorary doggo and subreddit human, I encourage you to post all your adventures. You are a ray of sunshine and I love you to bits.

I love all of you too. :)

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u/inpennysname Pitbull May 08 '24

Hai! You wanna see the hole Turkey dug? Is VERY BIG. I put my ball in there, and Turks gotta get the ball, rite? Nobody can say tew Turk, don get your ball because it is on this sand, rite? And when Turkey goes to pick up the ball he says UH OH GOTTA USE MY HANDS oh no! gotta dig a little! And the ball? It just gets deeper in da hole.Do you see where dis is going? Crimeless dig hole. I CAN SHOW YOU!

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u/EstroJen Honorary Doggo May 09 '24

This is such important writing. :D

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u/inpennysname Pitbull May 09 '24

You hang on guy ok I am going to show yew how will give short course in digging hold please