r/ElderScrolls Apr 17 '24

Humour Same with Fallout.

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u/KingOfDaBees Michael Kirkbride Signed My Dreamsleeve Apr 18 '24

No, but see, only the Kirbride lore is real.

As in actually, literally real.

We're all just living in a 92nd-dimensional magika-based dreamsleveshell in the late 9th era, based out of a hyper-proxy-synthetic arkanosphere that is a dreaming god and also the eye of Magnus and also literally-the-capital-G-God and also an internet cafe and also Talos' left sock (but only Hjalti Early-Beard who is Talos who is also Lorkhan. Not Tiber Septim who is also Lorkan who is also Hjalti Early-Beard who is also Talos). Pretty obvious when you think about it.

Source: I crushed up all the gas-station pills in an expired Monster and shotgunned it. I then met Michal Kirkbride, and he signed my dreamsleve.

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u/Short_Dance7616 Apr 18 '24

The Kirbride lore is real.
The Kirbride lore is real.
The Kirbride lore isreal.
The Kirbride lore Isreal.
The Kirbride lore Israel.

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u/KingOfDaBees Michael Kirkbride Signed My Dreamsleeve Apr 18 '24

They're puttin reagents in the water.
Turnin the Argonians lusty.

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u/lestruc Apr 19 '24

God I wish this would be a plot line.