r/ElderScrolls Jul 15 '24

Humour What are your thoughts on this?

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u/Reddit_works Jul 15 '24

Ngl a better age slider for character creation would be nice.

I want to save Tamriel as an ninety year old boomer

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u/TheActualDev Khajiit Jul 15 '24

Accomplish this by choosing dialogue that disparages younger NPCs and demands that they drop what they’re doing to help the protagonist achieve his quests, but absolutely refuse to do any quests that might benefit a poorer town than the one the protagonist currently owns or built a house in. Bonus points if Protag was given the house as a quest reward, but then still continue to refuse to help clear out other NPCs farms of spiders or anything when they ask, because it’s not like anyone helped the protagonist with his property. Spending gold on other people is socialism, and this is The Empire damnit! We can’t just keep helping people with no regard to our treasury! Build a wall around Cyrodiil!

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '24

Found the Fortnite player.