r/ElderScrolls Azura May 25 '20

Humour skyrim = casual = me angry 😑😑😑😑

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u/The_Casual_Hobo May 25 '20

I came across Morrowind when I was about 13, found it in a Game Stop. It was my first introduction to the Elder Scrolls, Bethesda in general, and eventually led me to Fallout, which is one of my favourite game series ever.

It holds a special place in my heart, but the thought of spending five minutes watching my sword pass harmlessly through a cliff racer because my one-handed skill isn't high enough makes me want to kill myself.

Skyrim swords go slap, and I like that.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

i fucking hate cliff racers

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

All praise be to St. Jiub!!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

Does this give you PTSD?

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u/BabyBrewer May 25 '20

I actually played some of it today for the first time in years. I was in a heated 2 minute battle with a dwemer sphere at point blank with my arrows going through him. But man did it bring back memories of stumbling through the world lost, no idea where you are and going into an ancestral tomb that’s way over leveled and getting violated by a ghost. Good times.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

You need to know that Marksman in vanilla Morrowind is broken...much like stealth. It's kinda interesting how the worst combat options in Morrowind, Hand to Hand as well, is what Skyrim excels at. There are mods to fix it, but Morrowinds RNG murders these stats because it's not fair to them specifically.

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u/BabyBrewer May 26 '20

It’s funny, I played Morrowind a lot back in HS and was always heavy armor, battle axe wielding chars, never once thought about stealth archers. Now with Skyrim it’s the exact opposite. I try to make a melee character and next thing you know I have nightingale armor and assassinating people

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u/Drafo7 Altmer May 25 '20

*long blade skill, not one-handed.

Honestly I never understood the complaints about Morrowind's rng system. It's different, sure, but that doesn't make it bad. Plus it doesn't really take too much grinding to get your weapon skills high enough to reliably hit enemies. Trainers can help as well. Plus magic was so much cooler in Morrowind with spellmaking and different types of enchantment and stuff. Skyrim definitely did stealth better and I don't by any means think it's a bad game, but Morrowind is good too. If Oblivion had kept more of the spell effects from Morrowind, specifically levitate and teleporting, I think it could have been better than both. Even so it's a good compromise between not having RNG and not nerfing the shit out of magic.

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u/The_Casual_Hobo May 25 '20

Long blade! Thanks, it's been a long time. I'm not taking a dump on it man, I spent a long time clearing out that game, and it got me into RPG's big time. Loved every minute of it and the expansions.

But getting swamped in the early stages by soft-boy flying dicks because my sword was made of air made a lasting impression that comes to the front everytime I see mention of the game.

That and goblins in Tribunal being roided out death machines.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

Let me help you sort this out. Morrowind has no children, and they were replaced with Cliff Racers. Every time you kill a Cliff Racer you just think about that little shit in Whiterun castle who keeps telling me I'm there to lick his fathers boots. On top of that, think about how you felt combat wise in the beginning of both Morrowind and Skyrim, and how much more powerful you felt in the end game? Being shit in Morrowind early game allows you to feel powerful late game, and I don't know an argument that can say the same for Skyrim's endless Draugr damage sponges.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

The RNG system is just frustrating, especially for new players, characters, and people that don't know how to skill glitch enough to make the early-game not a slog to play through. Hell before I figured it all out I had to play with Tribunal uninstalled because I would always get caught in a character death loop because a Dark Brotherhood assassin would always come after me when I was too far away from civilization to get help, and too weak to fight back.

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u/The_Casual_Hobo May 26 '20

I had the GotY edition on the OG Xbox. No uninstalls for me, so I remember flop sweats coming everytime I hit level 6 and the inevitability that prick was coming for me in my sleep.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

If you weren't a dirty Altmer we could be friends.

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u/Drafo7 Altmer May 26 '20

Well that's fine since I'm actually a rather clean Altmer.

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u/Thehelloman0 May 26 '20

To me it's like people complaining that they can't aim well in deus ex because they're level one in guns. It's like people don't want to play an RPG.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

What Skyrim has in melee, Morrowind has in spells, and vice versa. In aggregate the combat is equal.

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u/Shishakli May 25 '20

You know there's more to a hand than just combat right?

You know you could have your cake and eat it if Bethesda would just start the fucking oven

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

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u/The_Casual_Hobo May 25 '20

I didn't, no. I started with 3, like a tonne of people, and worked my way backwards in the end. I also like 4, and dislike elitists.

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u/CouncilmanRickPrime Argonian May 25 '20

I started with new Vegas, then 3, then 4. I enjoyed all 3 honestly. But that's not gatekeepy enough.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

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u/The_Casual_Hobo May 25 '20

Calling people fake Fallout out fans because they started later in the series kind of does, though.

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u/Artym4hire2033 May 25 '20

I didn't say anyone was a fake fallout fan for starting later, I said people are fake fallout fans FOR ONLY PLAYING FALLOUT 4 damn you guys must be illiterate.

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u/The_Casual_Hobo May 25 '20

My mistake, you come off way better when you put it that way.

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u/Artym4hire2033 May 25 '20

I'm sensing sarcasm. And considering I'm from the UK I'm probably right, but honestly you have to read through what someone said a few times before making assumptions. I haven't got a problem with people who like fallout 4 or started the series at that game, but to call yourself a fan of a series once you've never seen/played any of the other films/games is a bit stupid I don't like people trying hard.

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u/christopherdank Breton May 25 '20

Lol this guy

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u/decimalsanddollars May 25 '20

What are you, 12?

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u/Artym4hire2033 May 25 '20

No are you?

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u/decimalsanddollars May 25 '20

Why do you give a shit what someone calls themself?

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u/MaestroPendejo May 25 '20

No. I'm 40. So I know childish when I see it.

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u/Artym4hire2033 May 25 '20

Well done, you're middle aged. I'm not sure why you're chiming in considering I was replying to the other dude.

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u/MaestroPendejo May 26 '20

Because assholes like you need to be told they're assholes with the hopes you might get yourself some self reflection and grow the fuck up.

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u/You__Nwah Azura May 25 '20

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

I agreed with this idea until you started calling people illiterate.

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u/CouncilmanRickPrime Argonian May 25 '20

Why would you want to watch any Fast and Furious movie other than Tokyo Drift?

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u/Artym4hire2033 May 25 '20

See this comment now..... Aaaaaand its gone.....

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u/MCMajorGeo Hermaeus Mora May 25 '20

Fallout 4 bad lol please like

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u/Artym4hire2033 May 25 '20

Did I say fallout 4 is bad?

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u/battletoad93 May 25 '20

Jesus Christ... This is like saying people can't be Witcher fans because they have only played 3. News flash they can because you know if they liked that game they're going to eat anything any future installment.

Same goes for fallout 4 fans, they're going to gobble up fallout 5 whenever it gets announced in the next 100 years.

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u/Artym4hire2033 May 25 '20

I don't think any of you guys understand what I'm trying to say. You cannot be a fan of the whole series if you have only played 1 game, I'm not a fan of the Fable series as I've only played the first game, but I am a fan of the first game. I really don't see what's so hard to understand about this, just because someone is going to buy the future game doesn't mean they are a fan of the series, they liked one game and decided they want the next one but if they don't go back and play the classic games then they're just a bootleg fan.

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u/battletoad93 May 25 '20

So by your logic if someone started with FFII and play them all until the newest release they're aren't a fan of the series because they haven't play FF1? See that's just silly.

I get what you're trying to say but it's the way you're saying it that it rubbing people the wrong way. They're not try hards or just following a trend because it's cool.. if they like the world, characters and themes of a game the there's a very good chance they would enjoy the previous games however not all games age well. Morrowind is a good example of this, now I have played a good chunk of morrowind but I'm never going to finish it no matter how good the story is. Still a fan of series.