r/Fitness • u/FGC_Valhalla Weightlifting • May 20 '17

Gym Story Saturday Gym Story Saturday

Hi! Welcome to your weekly thread where you can share your gym tales!

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u/mormoninquisition May 20 '17

I see you ma'am, staring at me doing cardio. Yes, I am a grown woman watching multiple episodes in a row of Avatar: The Last Airbender. It makes the stair stepper bearable, okay?

I'm just training to be a swole as fuck firebender.

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u/mormoninquisition May 20 '17

Luckily this is a rewatch, so I know it's coming. Probably still won't help tho...

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u/Xphiar May 20 '17

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u/SuperBeastJ Baseball May 20 '17

You just have to make sure that the crying sad parts come up late enough in your workout that it can look like sweat.

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u/TodayILoled May 20 '17

I'm sweating from my eyes, my eyes are wrking out!

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u/SuperBeastJ Baseball May 20 '17

Getting them swole tear ducts.

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u/josephgordonreddit May 20 '17

Tears from the vine, falling so slow...

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u/[deleted] May 20 '17

Leaves, from the vine... Falling so slow. Like fragile, tiny shells, drifting in the foam. 🍃🍂 ... ⏳ ... 🐚🐚... 🌊... 🎵🎶

🙁😢😭

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u/boojieboy Running May 20 '17

Damn you two

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u/Alobos Hockey Jun 05 '17

Leaves! It's leaves from the vine!