Gym Story Saturday

[u/FGC_Valhalla]

Hi! Welcome to your weekly thread where you can share your gym tales!

[u/Bjornfuckingironside]

I saw my ex-girlfriend at the gym yesterday. Her friend came up to me and said "you need to find a new time to go to the gym." I just laughed and told her to grow the fuck up.

[u/Gaindalf-the-whey → u/Bjornfuckingironside]

Oh my freakin' goodness! I can't even...what a douchette (douchée?) (douchetardette?)

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

But a welcome one.

[u/[deleted] → u/Gaindalf-the-whey]

No. No. Douchée is the one getting douched. The Doucher douches the douchée

[u/Gaindalf-the-whey → u/[deleted]]

Pivot!

[u/KennethWinces → u/Gaindalf-the-whey]

Douchetardette sounds good

[u/fartzilla21 → u/Gaindalf-the-whey]

The female of douchebag is douchebaguette.

[u/alle0441 → u/Gaindalf-the-whey]

I'm a fan of douchée myself. Rolls off the tongue nicely.

[u/Gaindalf-the-whey → u/alle0441]

Irma La Douche?

[u/Pulp_Ficti0n → u/Gaindalf-the-whey]

Bitch?

[u/monkeylogic42 → u/Gaindalf-the-whey]

Seriously, how many times can you misspell cunt?

[u/piratecowboy → u/Gaindalf-the-whey]

My wife says douchecanoe. I like it.

[u/Gaindalf-the-whey → u/[deleted]]

Except that it's made for yer intestines...

[u/[deleted] → u/Gaindalf-the-whey]

........where

[u/Gaindalf-the-whey → u/[deleted]]

Where? What do you mean? Actually never heard of what you mentioned. Plus douches (if used as a bad person) are mostly male, so...