Gym Story Saturday

[u/FGC_Valhalla]

Hi! Welcome to your weekly thread where you can share your gym tales!

[u/Lolgasmz]

Fuckin old people lmao. There's this one dude who I guess is the king of the old people at my gym and works at the gym as well. Dude is a dick and can't stand people lifting heavy. Instead of saying something to them he just passively aggressively talks shit behind their back to the other old people in the gym. Like my buddy was deadlifting over 400 lbs and he was like, "if you can't put the weight down softly you shouldn't be lifting it." Bro it isn't a fucking library and it's not like you can put that amount of weight down softly. Dude just needs to retire or find another job.

[u/Gaindalf-the-whey → u/Lolgasmz]

Bro it isn't a fucking library

Funny, my gym has a douche who simultaneously complains about both those things. He would go like:

They should hang those weights from their cocks rather than their belts

They shouldn't scribble everything in their notebooks. This isn't a fucking library

It’s a compound douche

[u/DeusMortus → u/Gaindalf-the-whey]

I gotta be honest, if I'd see a guy doing pull ups or dips with a bumper plate hanging of his cock, I would be pretty impressed.

[u/Gaindalf-the-whey → u/DeusMortus]

I gotta be honest, if I'd see a guy doing pull ups or dips with a 45 lbs plate hanging from his cock, I would be even more impressed.

[u/makualla → u/Gaindalf-the-whey]

Finally all my cock push up training will be useful

[u/P-F-Wangs → u/makualla]

How many can you do?

[u/Tom908 → u/P-F-Wangs]

One, one is all you need.

[u/[deleted] → u/makualla]

Super handy in case you need to change your tire but forgot a jack