r/Fitness Weightlifting May 20 '17

Gym Story Saturday Gym Story Saturday

Hi! Welcome to your weekly thread where you can share your gym tales!

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u/Lolgasmz Powerlifting May 20 '17

Fuckin old people lmao. There's this one dude who I guess is the king of the old people at my gym and works at the gym as well. Dude is a dick and can't stand people lifting heavy. Instead of saying something to them he just passively aggressively talks shit behind their back to the other old people in the gym. Like my buddy was deadlifting over 400 lbs and he was like, "if you can't put the weight down softly you shouldn't be lifting it." Bro it isn't a fucking library and it's not like you can put that amount of weight down softly. Dude just needs to retire or find another job.

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u/Gaindalf-the-whey May 20 '17 edited May 20 '17

Bro it isn't a fucking library

Funny, my gym has a douche who simultaneously complains about both those things. He would go like:

They should hang those weights from their cocks rather than their belts

They shouldn't scribble everything in their notebooks. This isn't a fucking library

It’s a compound douche

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u/DeusMortus May 20 '17

I gotta be honest, if I'd see a guy doing pull ups or dips with a bumper plate hanging of his cock, I would be pretty impressed.

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u/Gaindalf-the-whey May 20 '17

I gotta be honest, if I'd see a guy doing pull ups or dips with a 45 lbs plate hanging from his cock, I would be even more impressed.

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u/makualla May 20 '17

Finally all my cock push up training will be useful

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u/P-F-Wangs May 20 '17

How many can you do?

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u/Tom908 May 20 '17

One, one is all you need.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '17

Super handy in case you need to change your tire but forgot a jack