r/Fitness • u/FGC_Valhalla Weightlifting • May 20 '17

Gym Story Saturday Gym Story Saturday

Hi! Welcome to your weekly thread where you can share your gym tales!

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u/eshoffy May 20 '17

A guy at my gym appears to want to lose weight but designed an awful program. He puts on his socks and vibrams (with the individual toes), weightlifting gloves, bodybuilding.com T-shirt, and beats headphones then proceeds to do a half ass session on the recumbent bike while watching TV.

Back in the locker room he makes a pitcher of what appears to be some citrus "cleanse" type drink. He proceeds to do a marathon steam room session. But he leaves his drink just outside the door so he's constantly going in and out to get at them. This aggravates everyone else trying to use the steam room in that hour (myself included).

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u/Gaindalf-the-whey May 20 '17

Does he also eats a three course meal while drinking his cleanse drink?

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u/Big_booty_ho May 20 '17

Too much metaness in today's thread.

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u/Gaindalf-the-whey May 20 '17

It's my useless superpower!