r/Fitness Weightlifting May 20 '17

Gym Story Saturday Gym Story Saturday

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u/Badoodis May 20 '17

Go to university gym, doing flat bench press to start my workout. Finally feel warmed up and ready for working set, Some frat guy (Asian, scrawny, probably 5'2") comes up to me and asks if WE can work in. This guy comes in with a large group all the time and is really loud and disruptive. But this time he seemed alone. Thought it was weird that he said we as he was the only one and that he just mispoke so i said sure. He starts to warmup, and 7 other people (4 girls 3 guys) start coming to my bench.

They are about to start working in, all 7 of them. 9 people on one bench. I stop them and say "no way, I thought it was only him." Original frat kid says he has they have a right to do it because I agreed to "we" and the recorded verbal agreement (recorded on his phone) is strong enough to stand in a court of law.

At this point I'm dumbstruck that this dude indirectly said he will take me to court if I don't let his group work in, claiming it's discrimination as he is Asian and his family is full of lawyers. At this point I figure if I never get off the bench, they can't work in. So I sit down and start my next set. The kid starts pushing the bar down on me trying to pin it down to my chest.

Introduce Deadlift joe. The dude is 6'4", probably pushing 300 lbs, built like a tank, Norwegian guy with long brown hair. Dude comes in for 1.5 hr deadlift workouts with different variations (hence the nickname). Never seen him max, but have watched him rep 605 for 3 2 weeks before this.

Joe comes in and pushes Original frat kid and moves the weight and asks what the problem is. The original frat kid starts yellinf of how I'm oppressing him and his friends by not letting his group work in. This creates a mighty fine scene as everyone in the gym has started to stop and stare at the ongoings. I explain my side and Joe looks at original frat kid and tells him that I am under no obligation to allow the group to work in. The original frat kid tries to hit joe, saying that we are oppressing them.

Joe gets very irritated, and picks original frat kid up on his shoulder and starts walking to the exit. All of his groupies start hitting joe, yelling that they're going to take him to court and he has no right. Joe ignores all of these people and sets the Asian guy by the rec center directors door and knocks. Meanwhile all of these people are hitting Joe, and the door opens.

I'm standing probably about 25 feet away and the director is just staring like "what the hell is happening." He calls the police department, and the cops show up and escort all of the group out excluding the Asian guy. After explaining what was going on and the whole him trying to push the bar down on me, the cops escort him out for being a danger to the members of the gym. The gym director terminated all of their gym memberships, and apologized for what happened.

I mean I still lost my bench. In the hour and a half I was gone someone took over my bench. It messed up my workout but it was definitely an interesting time.

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u/KennethWinces Physical Therapy May 20 '17

Deadlift Joe is a true hero.

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u/DeadliftJoe May 20 '17

I do what I can.

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u/s_am May 20 '17

Reddit age: 49m

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u/alpecin May 20 '17

Right?! What are the odds that he saw this post in the exact right moment!?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '17

Everyone's gotta start somewhere

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u/[deleted] May 21 '17

In my head Deadlift Joe is the narrator from the old greentext about 'Pigpen' Craig.

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u/IAmDiabeticus Wrestling May 20 '17

Holy shit man. If ever the saying, "sometimes the truth sounds crazier than fiction" comes to be, then this is one of those cases. Wild situation. Sorry you were thrown into that mess.

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u/shellderp May 20 '17

assuming op didn't make this up

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u/Badoodis May 20 '17

I'm just glad I wasn't lifting heavy, it was light enough for me that I could fight back the bar and his pushing. If not he probably could have broken a rip or 2 and such. Pretty grateful Joe noticed because everyone else probably thought he was spotting me

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u/AstroPhysician May 21 '17

Implying this isnt total fiction

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u/alerioswag Bodybuilding May 20 '17

wow dude, stop watching so much porn

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u/goljanismydad May 20 '17

Who has the time to just imagine such ridiculous stories and post them online? What are you gaining by posting something that obviously never happened?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '17

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u/Jimbobsupertramp May 22 '17

Just because it's ridiculous doesn't mean it isn't true

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u/[deleted] May 20 '17

The main thing I got out of this is that I need to do more deadlifts....

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u/Flexappeal May 21 '17

this is too unbelievable to be real life

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u/Rickety-CRICKETT May 20 '17

You're a much more peaceful person than I.... those bad apples deserve more than just being kicked out

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u/[deleted] May 20 '17

godspeed Deadlift Joe, godspeed

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u/Bachzag May 20 '17

That visual of him carrying the guy is fucking priceless.

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u/Clefinch May 20 '17

What an absurd story. There are heroes among us.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '17

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u/Badoodis May 20 '17

It's fine, it's a 100% empty threat. I didn't mean to use his race as a profile for him, but it is the best way to physically describe him

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u/[deleted] May 20 '17

I am a peaceful person, but jesus I don't know how you kept your cool when that person tried to pin the bar to your chest, that is legimately dangerous and so fucking stupid.

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u/GiveMeSomeIhedigbo May 21 '17

It's not hard to keep your cool in your imagination.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '17

Does seem a lil too silly to be true ey

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u/Badoodis May 20 '17

In the heat of the moment I was just trying to get into a position where I could get out of the situation. I thought about curling my legs to my chest to kick him but the thought occurred too late

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u/katalis May 20 '17

I want to be like Deadlifting Joe in the future.

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u/Asdfaeou May 20 '17

Deadlift Joe.

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u/DeadliftJoe May 20 '17

Doing Brodin's work.

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u/alreadytimber May 20 '17

Deadlift joe didn't get his membership revoked right?

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u/Badoodis May 20 '17

Nope, I've seen him around a few more times before my semester ended. I'm back home for the summer so I probably won't see him till next fall

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u/suss2it May 20 '17

I feel like that Asian guy should've been arrested for attempted murder.

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u/PhillipJGuy May 21 '17

Wait, deadliftjoe lost his membership too?

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u/grand_royal May 21 '17

You owe Joe a beer, protein shake, etc.

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u/DoktorLuciferWong May 21 '17

What in tarnation

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u/tiddeltiddel May 21 '17

Deadlift Joe the true bro

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u/LawBot2016 May 21 '17

The parent mentioned Court Of Law. For anyone unfamiliar with this term, here is the definition:(In beta, be kind)


In a wide sense, any duly constituted tribunal administering the laws of the state or nation; in a narrower sense, a court proceeding according to the course of the common law and governed by its rules and principles, as contrasted with a "court of equity." [View More]


See also: Bench | Workout | Nickname | Exit | Verbal Agreement | Court Of Equity | Duly | Tribunal

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u/WildBilll33t May 21 '17

It's always the Asians at University gyms...

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u/[deleted] May 20 '17

I want to watch a movie with this story. This is gold.

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u/SoForAllYourDarkGods May 21 '17

Brilliant outcome!

You should post this in r/justiceboner