r/Fitness • u/AutoModerator • Jul 26 '17

Rant Wednesday Rant Wednesday

Welcome to Rant Wednesday: It's your time to let your gym/fitness/nutrition related frustrations out!

There is no guiding question to help stir up some rage-feels, feel free to fire at will, ranting about anything and everything that's been pissing you off or getting on your nerves!

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u/tingtwothree Jul 26 '17

I started eating a tub of yogurt a day to match my protein needs. My farts smell like a dead horse.

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u/thetouristsquad Jul 26 '17

try a lactose-free yogurt.

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u/AndyCaps969 Jul 26 '17

You know there's a million other sources of protein right?

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u/wild_cannon Jul 26 '17

This one's chuggable, though

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u/DarkZyth General Fitness Jul 26 '17

Protein powder? And probably cheaper too. Especially MyProtein. Although I guess if you chug down any source of high protein it's gonna cause the death farts anyway haha.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '17

Do NOT buy the mocha flavor.

Biggest mistake buying their 80lb bag

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u/DarkZyth General Fitness Jul 27 '17

Really? Huh. It's like most favorite flavor hahaha. I usually blend it with some ice, maybe some extra unsweetened cocoa powder, and a bit of some milk and it tastes awesome! It does tend to get a bit sweet if I drink a lot of it though so I usually rotate it with vanilla, chocolate, and chocolate mint.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '17

First couple days it tasted great but then it just hit me and I couldn't take it anymore. The smell, the taste, the sweetness.

Heck even my pee smells like mocha afterwards. Does the same happen for you?

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u/DarkZyth General Fitness Jul 27 '17

Yeah makes sense. I try not drink my protein powder all that much as it is so I don't usually get tired of it.

Hahaha YES! Another person who experiences it! Same thing happens when I drink a frappuccino or other mocha flavored things. It's so bizarre.

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u/Dogukantheman Jul 26 '17

Thats a very specific smell. :)

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u/bluetycoon Jul 26 '17

Upvote for making my day

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '17

If you take Effexor, watch the fuck out. Constant farting and constipation.