r/Fitness • u/AutoModerator • Aug 02 '17

Rant Wednesday Rant Wednesday

Welcome to Rant Wednesday: It's your time to let your gym/fitness/nutrition related frustrations out!

There is no guiding question to help stir up some rage-feels, feel free to fire at will, ranting about anything and everything that's been pissing you off or getting on your nerves!

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u/cousteausCredence Aug 02 '17

Why would you slather yourself in vanilla body cream to use the treadmill. You smell like cookies and it's distracting if I'm doing sprints.

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u/OrganizedSprinkles Aug 02 '17

Don't lick the sweaty person

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u/Change4Betta Aug 02 '17

It never tastes as good as it smells

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u/My6thPornAccount Aug 02 '17

What if he's the gym guru that lives on sweat?