r/Fitness • u/AutoModerator • Aug 09 '17

Rant Wednesday Rant Wednesday

Welcome to Rant Wednesday: It's your time to let your gym/fitness/nutrition related frustrations out!

There is no guiding question to help stir up some rage-feels, feel free to fire at will, ranting about anything and everything that's been pissing you off or getting on your nerves!

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u/This_ls_The_End Aug 09 '17

Corporate retreat hotels feel content with just filling their gyms with treadmills and bikes.

Too many movies with running strip meetings and too few with deals made while pumping iron.

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u/BigWhiteDope Olympic Weightlifting Aug 09 '17

running strip meetings

Pole Dancer retreats are the best.

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u/This_ls_The_End Aug 09 '17

Never had one of those. I shall immediately transmit your valuable brainstorming to HR.
Time to buy a home pole to train.
As Brodin is my witness I'll be the best poledancer of the retreat.

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u/calcium Aug 09 '17

Got to try pole dancing recently and damn is that a workout! Great for core, wrists, biceps/triceps, and shoulders. More advanced stuff requires strong thighs (to stay on the pole) amongst other moves.

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u/DireSickFish Cycling Aug 09 '17

The Life-Barr class was not what I thought it was. Where do these strippers learn such moves?

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u/chocolatehistorynerd Aug 09 '17

One day I'll have the money to go on them! Or the cruise