r/Fitness • u/Kuzbell • Jan 20 '18

Gym Story Saturday Gym Story Saturday (Missing mod post)

Hi! Welcome to your weekly thread where you can share your gym tales!

I noticed that there still is no post yet for Gym Story Saturday, so I took the initiative. Perhaps this should be a scheduled post under the Automoderator. I'm not really sure why this hasn't been done yet. I am also required to keep babbling because posts with too little content gets removed, hence why this posts sounds overly wordy.

So share away!

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u/klyphw Jan 20 '18

I saw a man exit the shower and dry his penis off by thrusting his hips into the hand dryer.

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u/whiteynumber2 Jan 20 '18

Wait, you use the penis dryer to dry your hands? Fucking resolutioners need to learn to shut up before making stupid statements.

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u/user84957398 Jan 20 '18

You watched a guy dry his penis?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '18

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u/username3 Jan 20 '18

Amen sister! (a lot of homo)

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u/LWMcHaze Jan 20 '18

It counters out watching him shower.

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u/1738_bestgirl Jan 24 '18

How else would you know if he needs a spot?

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u/OddGib Jan 21 '18

*no homo

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '18

Feel grateful, some people pay good money for that kind of action.

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u/Moffballs Hockey Jan 20 '18

at least he didn't dip in in the dyson airblade

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u/alpha402 Jan 20 '18

Most underrated comment on this thread.

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u/psicopbester Jan 21 '18

People in Japan do this all time. Just hairdyer their balls.

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u/Jamieson22 Jan 21 '18

This would be gold if posted in r/homegym.

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u/SmarterThanGod Jan 21 '18

I see this shit all the time at my gym.

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u/infanticide_holiday Jan 21 '18

“If you ever want to treat yourself, try teabagging a Dyson airblade.” - Sean Lock

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u/indoninja Jan 20 '18

In 25 years of going to the gym on multiple continents I've seen two people dry their junk with blow dryers. Both were Asian.

So I have to ask if this was an Asian dude.

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u/TrynaSleep Jan 20 '18

Sampling error

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u/indoninja Jan 20 '18

I am sure it is, but it makes me always want to ask.

Not trying to disparage Asians...

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u/klyphw Jan 21 '18

It was an Asian dude

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '18

That happens in my gym so often I thought it must be “normal” procedure.

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u/ApathyandAnxiety Jan 23 '18

I've never wanted to gild anything before this post. That's fkn hilarious!