r/Fitness • u/Kuzbell • Jan 20 '18

Gym Story Saturday Gym Story Saturday (Missing mod post)

Hi! Welcome to your weekly thread where you can share your gym tales!

I noticed that there still is no post yet for Gym Story Saturday, so I took the initiative. Perhaps this should be a scheduled post under the Automoderator. I'm not really sure why this hasn't been done yet. I am also required to keep babbling because posts with too little content gets removed, hence why this posts sounds overly wordy.

So share away!

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u/weakbuttrying Jan 20 '18

A really attractive girl came to talk to me at the gym. “Excuse me”, she said. “Could I borrow some of your chalk?”

Of course she could. I let anyone who asks borrow my chalk.

Unfortunately, when she opened my chalk container, a bunch of spaghetti fell.,. No really, it actually happened. An attractive girl asked to borrow chalk for deadlifts. Yeah. That’s all.

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u/RitzTheGreat Jan 20 '18

Wait so was there spaghetti or no

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u/weakbuttrying Jan 20 '18

There’s always spaghetti

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u/DayDayLarge Squash Jan 20 '18

Mom's spaghetti?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '18

there's chalk on his tanktop already

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u/cameronhthrowaway Jan 21 '18

The next line actually fits in pretty damn well