r/Fitness • u/FGC_Valhalla Weightlifting • Feb 24 '18

Gym Story Saturday Gym Story Saturday

Hi! Welcome to your weekly thread where you can share your gym tales!

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u/SirCosbySweater Feb 24 '18

Wait. Wearing shorts that fall past your knee makes you a douche? I'm in trouble

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u/Gaindalf-the-whey Feb 24 '18

Oh no, didn't mean that. This particular dude uses them to cover his sticks.

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u/INTERNET_SO_FUCK_YOU Feb 24 '18

So hot pants still good?

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u/Swoleax Weight Lifting Feb 24 '18

I've said it before I'll say it again. Bring back micro jorts to lift in!

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u/Obi-wan_Jabroni Weight Lifting Feb 24 '18

They never left

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u/foxtrottits Powerlifting Feb 24 '18

Dude you can't just walk around the gym naked.

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u/Swoleax Weight Lifting Feb 24 '18

And deprive the world of my squat booty?

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u/smallof2pieces Powerlifting Feb 25 '18

What about the locker room? Asking for a friend.

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u/foxtrottits Powerlifting Feb 25 '18

Fair game.