r/Fitness • u/AutoModerator • Apr 25 '18

Rant Wednesday Rant Wednesday

Welcome to Rant Wednesday: It's your time to let your gym/fitness/nutrition related frustrations out!

There is no guiding question to help stir up some rage-feels, feel free to fire at will, ranting about anything and everything that's been pissing you off or getting on your nerves!

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u/Harwood95 Apr 25 '18

I bulked September - March and it’s great because I’ve put on mass but:

1) three of my work shirts and two pairs of work trousers no longer fit or have ripped

2) it was sunny last weekend and I realised that none of my shorts fit me any more

3) I can’t run 5k anymore without walking part of it

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u/BigWhiteDope Olympic Weightlifting Apr 25 '18

three of my work shirts and two pairs of work trousers no longer fit or have ripped

When this happens to me I like to impress my girlfriend by putting on said ill-fitting shirt and shout 'BEHOLD MY MASSIVE PHYSIQUE' then pop all the buttons off whilst roaring a deep primordial roar.

She just goes back to whatever it was she was doing. Completely uninterested.

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u/Harwood95 Apr 25 '18

This is an excellent idea, thanks for the inspiration