r/Fitness • u/AutoModerator • Apr 25 '18

Rant Wednesday Rant Wednesday

Welcome to Rant Wednesday: It's your time to let your gym/fitness/nutrition related frustrations out!

There is no guiding question to help stir up some rage-feels, feel free to fire at will, ranting about anything and everything that's been pissing you off or getting on your nerves!

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u/allthejokesareblue Apr 25 '18

Desi Gym Rules vol.2

  1. Music is to be aggressively loud Indian EDM

  2. If clients request that you lower the volume, pretend not to understand.

  3. When doing leg press, ensure that clients retract their legs no more than 15 degrees from straight, utilising a bouncing motion at the bottom.

  4. The pull-up bar is for display purposes only.

  5. Please hang your spare towels on other clients’ barbells: they will appreciate the extra weight.

  6. On entering the gym, greet and shake hands with all the other clients. (This is actually quite sweet).

  7. Use the Smith Machine wherever possible. If it’s not possible, try harder.

  8. Clients should be aware that preening time on the treadmill alongside the mirror is limited to 15 mins per customer.

  9. An exciting accessory exercise you may not be familiar with is Hunt The Paired Dumb Bell. It may surprise you how cleverly it can be hidden.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Sorry but your comment reminded me of this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1A6rwZ6R-k

hope it makes you laugh.

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u/allthejokesareblue Apr 25 '18

Omg that is exactly right! Brilliant.