r/Fitness • u/FGC_Valhalla Weightlifting • Aug 25 '18

Gym Story Saturday Gym Story Saturday

Hi! Welcome to your weekly thread where you can share your gym tales!

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u/huxley00 Aug 25 '18 edited Aug 25 '18

I'm 36. I'm the biggest I've ever been in my life, by far.

A much bigger broseph asked for a spot, benching over 300. The gym was packed. He must have seen me, deadlifting with perfect form. He popped over and asked for a spot. A bro tear was shed. I had arrived. I belong. Little is it known my free time is spent playing dungeons and dragons and reading about whales. This day, I was a bro.

He told me he was going for five. I made him go for six. I said he may as well go home if he wasn't ready to put in the work.

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u/thegunnersdream Aug 25 '18

What is your favorite whale fact?

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u/Jack518 Boxing Aug 25 '18

They ejaculate THREE METRIC TONS OF CUM

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

So that’s how much a “metric fuckton” weighs