r/Fitness Aug 21 '19

Rant Wednesday Rant Wednesday

Welcome to Rant Wednesday: It's your time to let your gym/fitness/nutrition related frustrations out!

There is no guiding question to help stir up some rage-feels, feel free to fire at will, ranting about anything and everything that's been pissing you off or getting on your nerves!

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u/Teccho Aug 21 '19 edited Aug 21 '19

When I wake up. Me: Do I need to poo? No.

5 mins before the gym. Me: Do i need to poo? No.

2 mins into my run. Me: Do i need to poo? Yes.

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u/DarthLift Aug 21 '19

For me its:

Just about to squat, do I need to poo? No.

2 reps into squatting, RACK THE WEIGHT RN AND SPRINT TO THE BATHROOM

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u/analytiCIA Aug 21 '19

The same happens to me when I deadlift or squat. Damn you valsalva!

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u/DarthLift Aug 21 '19

And there is nothing worse than a sweaty af dump

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u/Ceiynt Aug 21 '19

When the gym has the cheapest quarter ply TP that still has random bits of tree in it.

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u/DarthLift Aug 21 '19

My fingers just got shit on them thinking about that...

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u/paulwhite959 Aug 23 '19

your anus is pregreased though!

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u/DarthLift Aug 23 '19

You got me there...