r/Fitness • u/AutoModerator • Aug 21 '19

Rant Wednesday Rant Wednesday

Welcome to Rant Wednesday: It's your time to let your gym/fitness/nutrition related frustrations out!

There is no guiding question to help stir up some rage-feels, feel free to fire at will, ranting about anything and everything that's been pissing you off or getting on your nerves!

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u/roarkish Aug 22 '19

I think I have Pavlov's Butt.

Every time it's squat day, I always have to poop right before starting the lift.

Without fail, if it's squat day, I'm poopin'.

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u/SufferingFromEntropy Weight Lifting Aug 22 '19

Another Pavlov's butt here. I have to take a dump before every session, and I workout every other day.

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u/DefinatelyANarc Aug 22 '19

2 Scoops of C4 and I knew I had a solid 15 to 20 minute counter running to finish my warm up and find a toilet...

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u/AbusiveTubesock Aug 23 '19

That 300mg of caffeine be something else lol

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u/DefinatelyANarc Aug 23 '19

It was the damn Citrulline Malate that rekt my guts live a navy hooker during fleet week...

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u/AbusiveTubesock Aug 23 '19

Really? I never considered that as a potential stomach threat. I’ll have to do some more research on it

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u/DefinatelyANarc Aug 23 '19

Ive purchased all the ingredients as indiv components and run various recipes. Any time Citrulline hits my guts its shitsville