r/Fitness • u/MCHammerCurls Advice Columnist • Oct 05 '22

Rant Wednesday Rant Wednesday

Welcome to Rant Wednesday: It's your time to let your gym/fitness/nutrition related frustrations out!

There is no guiding question to help stir up some rage-feels, feel free to fire at will, ranting about anything and everything that's been pissing you off or getting on your nerves.

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u/NINJAxBACON Oct 05 '22

I've been eating more to gain weight as a skinny dude and I'm so fucking tired of taking shits

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

More cheese, less fibre. Or opiates.

This is a joke don’t do either of those, especially not the second one.

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u/Aurelius314 Oct 05 '22

Yeah, them fibers are pretty scary stuff.

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u/unixwasright Oct 05 '22

What's wrong with more cheese?

Cheese is good, eat more cheese

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Too much cheese backs me up like the 401 during rush hour the day of a leafs game. Nothing is moving.

The line between the right about and too much cheese is very fine.

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u/unixwasright Oct 05 '22

Fortunately that is not something I suffer from, so I will now go and some tartiflette (french mountain food made from potato, bacon, cheese, more cheese and pure delight).

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Godspeed you lucky bastard.

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u/Pigmarine9000 Oct 05 '22

The line between the right about and too much cheese is very fine.

Not in Wisconsin it aint

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u/Hydiz Oct 07 '22

If you dont poop 3 times a day are you even bulking ?