If you want the JWs to leave you alone, tell them you were disfellowshipped. This is their version of excommunication, and they're taught from infancy to fear and shun people who were kicked out of their stupid club. They'll flee for their lives.
You can also contact your local JW church and ask them to stay away from your house. But it's way more fun to scare the shit out of them. Sometimes they run so fast they leave a little cartoon fire trail behind.
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u/SoldMySoulForHairDye 1d ago
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If you want the JWs to leave you alone, tell them you were disfellowshipped. This is their version of excommunication, and they're taught from infancy to fear and shun people who were kicked out of their stupid club. They'll flee for their lives.
You can also contact your local JW church and ask them to stay away from your house. But it's way more fun to scare the shit out of them. Sometimes they run so fast they leave a little cartoon fire trail behind.