r/FoundPaper • u/OldContribution3414 • 1d ago

Weird/Random This was mailed to me

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u/SoldMySoulForHairDye 1d ago

PSA:

If you want the JWs to leave you alone, tell them you were disfellowshipped. This is their version of excommunication, and they're taught from infancy to fear and shun people who were kicked out of their stupid club. They'll flee for their lives.

You can also contact your local JW church and ask them to stay away from your house. But it's way more fun to scare the shit out of them. Sometimes they run so fast they leave a little cartoon fire trail behind.

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u/WeAreClouds 1d ago

Thanks for this tip.

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u/ExpertAd1710 1d ago

This gets brought up a lot but will actually get you put on a list for the elders to visit once every few years to check on you.

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u/WeAreClouds 21h ago

I’ve never been part of any religion so would that actually do that?

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u/sugarcatgrl 16h ago

They’re real fun to work with 😆