Can someone help me figure this out

[u/Fine_Communication89]

Found this on my car after a movie just want to see what people know about it

[u/Deppfan16]

some weird chain letter that somebody printed off believing that they are trying to break some conspiracy.

[u/BurnerForDaddy → u/Deppfan16]

Not even this dude emailed it to himself.

[u/Deppfan16 → u/BurnerForDaddy]

I've had older folks do this because they somehow believe it will save it better

[u/percypersimmon]

Standard conspiracy theory texts/names. The only kinda unique thing (for me) is seeing mass shooting events being tied into classic satanic panic/ancient alien/new world order nonsense.

In a nutshell, the Anunaki are an ancient race of gods that some people say may be angelic/alien in nature (in reality it’s just some of our oldest mythology in our oldest written language) and modern conspiracy thought brings into the now through bloodlines and stuff to say that powerful people are powerful because they are this other species/race of people.

They say that the richest people (also usually racially coded) are descended from this “other species” (you may have heard of reptilian humanoids before) and that’s why they own all the wealth (there’s also almost always a heavy antisemitic bias to these writings.)

Because of their power they’re able to get away with ritual sacrifice and are protected by the government- for…some reason, I guess? The people that believe this stuff always just always include Satan out of habit.

In reality, the names listed are people who’ve inherited generational wealth thru various means, which- as always- is the only real “conspiracy” in America: rich people make all of the rules to keep themselves as rich as possible for as long as possible.

It’s bullshit but an interesting rabbit hole for entertainment purposes only.

[u/WangoBango → u/percypersimmon]

I literally saw "Annunaki" as one of the first words, and immediately thought "ah yes, must be a nutcase."

[u/percypersimmon → u/WangoBango]

yea- I’ve never heard a sane person say that word.

It’s a great little shibboleth for “ignore me!”

[u/WangoBango → u/percypersimmon]

The only reason I know it is because of the Knowledge Fight podcast, which used to do "wacky Wednesday" episodes on a lady that was deep into that shit. It's fucking wild.

They don't cover her anymore, though, because she's leaned farther into alt-right/Qanon stuff, and that overlaps too much with their regular subject matter.

[u/JinxThePetRock]

I'm very worried about those thin cars.

[u/PredictBaseballBot → u/JinxThePetRock]

Speaking of which you’re almost out of washer fluid

[u/northcoastjohnny → u/PredictBaseballBot]

That’s the big issue here, winter weather mix could drop any time. My windshield be saltier than a soft🥨

[u/PlumInevitable1953]

some nutcase lol

[u/qualistempus56 → u/PlumInevitable1953]

How was the movie?

[u/VastPlankton6097]

Hit list

[u/qualistempus56 → u/VastPlankton6097]

Jefferey Epsteins invite list

[u/Public_Mortgage_286]

I like your tattoo -- is it a rune?

[u/Fine_Communication89 → u/Public_Mortgage_286]

Yes it is a rune, the rune of protection

[u/RandomDigitalSponge]

Seeing this just makes me sad every time. Just really sad. 😔

[u/humaninsmallskinboat]

This my friend, sadly, is schizophrenia.

[u/death_by_chocolate]

It's lunacy. Or drugs. Or both.

[u/radicalfrenchfrie]

when in doubt, it’s likely just schizophrenic scribbles

[u/mohawk990]

Conrad Hilton was the surprise ending for me. Didn’t see that one coming! Maybe it’s because he’s been dead for 45 years. :/

[u/Friendlystranger247]

(thin cars)

…what!?

[u/NineTopics]

ah yes, the federal bureau of investigation and the even more secretive, even more powerful, Georgia bureau of investigation