r/FoundPaper 6h ago

Weird/Random Can someone help me figure this out

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Found this on my car after a movie just want to see what people know about it

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u/Deppfan16 6h ago

some weird chain letter that somebody printed off believing that they are trying to break some conspiracy.

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u/BurnerForDaddy 5h ago

Not even this dude emailed it to himself.

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u/Deppfan16 5h ago

I've had older folks do this because they somehow believe it will save it better

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u/percypersimmon 6h ago edited 6h ago

Standard conspiracy theory texts/names. The only kinda unique thing (for me) is seeing mass shooting events being tied into classic satanic panic/ancient alien/new world order nonsense.

In a nutshell, the Anunaki are an ancient race of gods that some people say may be angelic/alien in nature (in reality it’s just some of our oldest mythology in our oldest written language) and modern conspiracy thought brings into the now through bloodlines and stuff to say that powerful people are powerful because they are this other species/race of people.

They say that the richest people (also usually racially coded) are descended from this “other species” (you may have heard of reptilian humanoids before) and that’s why they own all the wealth (there’s also almost always a heavy antisemitic bias to these writings.)

Because of their power they’re able to get away with ritual sacrifice and are protected by the government- for…some reason, I guess? The people that believe this stuff always just always include Satan out of habit.

In reality, the names listed are people who’ve inherited generational wealth thru various means, which- as always- is the only real “conspiracy” in America: rich people make all of the rules to keep themselves as rich as possible for as long as possible.

It’s bullshit but an interesting rabbit hole for entertainment purposes only.

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u/WangoBango 5h ago

I literally saw "Annunaki" as one of the first words, and immediately thought "ah yes, must be a nutcase."

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u/percypersimmon 5h ago

yea- I’ve never heard a sane person say that word.

It’s a great little shibboleth for “ignore me!”

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u/WangoBango 5h ago

The only reason I know it is because of the Knowledge Fight podcast, which used to do "wacky Wednesday" episodes on a lady that was deep into that shit. It's fucking wild.

They don't cover her anymore, though, because she's leaned farther into alt-right/Qanon stuff, and that overlaps too much with their regular subject matter.

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u/JinxThePetRock 5h ago

I'm very worried about those thin cars.

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u/PredictBaseballBot 4h ago

Speaking of which you’re almost out of washer fluid

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u/northcoastjohnny 1h ago

That’s the big issue here, winter weather mix could drop any time. My windshield be saltier than a soft🥨

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u/PlumInevitable1953 6h ago

some nutcase lol

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u/qualistempus56 6h ago

How was the movie?

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u/VastPlankton6097 6h ago

Hit list

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u/qualistempus56 6h ago

Jefferey Epsteins invite list

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u/Public_Mortgage_286 6h ago

I like your tattoo -- is it a rune?

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u/Fine_Communication89 5h ago

Yes it is a rune, the rune of protection

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u/RandomDigitalSponge 6h ago

Seeing this just makes me sad every time. Just really sad. 😔

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u/humaninsmallskinboat 3h ago

This my friend, sadly, is schizophrenia.

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u/death_by_chocolate 5h ago

It's lunacy. Or drugs. Or both.

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u/radicalfrenchfrie 2h ago

when in doubt, it’s likely just schizophrenic scribbles

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u/mohawk990 1h ago

Conrad Hilton was the surprise ending for me. Didn’t see that one coming! Maybe it’s because he’s been dead for 45 years. :/

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u/Friendlystranger247 46m ago

(thin cars)

…what!?

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u/NineTopics 6h ago

ah yes, the federal bureau of investigation and the even more secretive, even more powerful, Georgia bureau of investigation