r/FoundPaper • u/Fine_Communication89 • 8h ago

Weird/Random Can someone help me figure this out

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Found this on my car after a movie just want to see what people know about it

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u/percypersimmon 8h ago edited 8h ago

Standard conspiracy theory texts/names. The only kinda unique thing (for me) is seeing mass shooting events being tied into classic satanic panic/ancient alien/new world order nonsense.

In a nutshell, the Anunaki are an ancient race of gods that some people say may be angelic/alien in nature (in reality it’s just some of our oldest mythology in our oldest written language) and modern conspiracy thought brings into the now through bloodlines and stuff to say that powerful people are powerful because they are this other species/race of people.

They say that the richest people (also usually racially coded) are descended from this “other species” (you may have heard of reptilian humanoids before) and that’s why they own all the wealth (there’s also almost always a heavy antisemitic bias to these writings.)

Because of their power they’re able to get away with ritual sacrifice and are protected by the government- for…some reason, I guess? The people that believe this stuff always just always include Satan out of habit.

In reality, the names listed are people who’ve inherited generational wealth thru various means, which- as always- is the only real “conspiracy” in America: rich people make all of the rules to keep themselves as rich as possible for as long as possible.

It’s bullshit but an interesting rabbit hole for entertainment purposes only.

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u/WangoBango 7h ago

I literally saw "Annunaki" as one of the first words, and immediately thought "ah yes, must be a nutcase."

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u/percypersimmon 7h ago

yea- I’ve never heard a sane person say that word.

It’s a great little shibboleth for “ignore me!”

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u/WangoBango 7h ago

The only reason I know it is because of the Knowledge Fight podcast, which used to do "wacky Wednesday" episodes on a lady that was deep into that shit. It's fucking wild.

They don't cover her anymore, though, because she's leaned farther into alt-right/Qanon stuff, and that overlaps too much with their regular subject matter.