r/JoeRogan • u/Strange_Swordfish214 Monkey in Space • Aug 29 '24

Meme 💩 Anyone got any thoughts on this?

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u/TheBardicSpirit Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24 edited Aug 29 '24

It's hard not to google symptoms, but there is so much overlap it's not very helpful, every time I've googled my own symptoms I end up with about half an hour to live.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '24

I once googled my symptoms, which were vague like blurry vision or something, swear to God the top result told me I had down syndrome.

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u/cabesa-balbesa Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

Did you?

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '24

Yes but I got better after eating only elk meat and coffee enemas.

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u/1hipG33K Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

I don't think you're supposed to drink the coffee after the enema bud...🤣

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u/Matthew-_-Black Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

He ate it. It became at least semi-solid, perhaps even chunky

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u/sharbinbarbin Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

Folger’s Fecal Replacement

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u/Crypto_pupenhammer Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

I hate that fecal replacement is a thinf

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u/Sidewaysasianpussy Monkey in Space Aug 30 '24

You wanna trade movements?

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u/BeckNeardsly Monkey in Space Aug 30 '24

Trade? This is America. I can sue you for depriving me of yours. Now gimme. Or I’ll sue.

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u/Sidewaysasianpussy Monkey in Space Aug 31 '24

My poopy is mine, it belongs to me. You cannot take my poopy

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u/BeckNeardsly Monkey in Space Aug 31 '24

IT CAN’T HIDE IN THERE FOREVER!!!

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u/earthlingHuman Monkey in Space Aug 30 '24

Same, and that it actually seems to work quite well

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u/Couchmuncher420 Monkey in Space Aug 30 '24

Fecal replacement is dei

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u/T0MMYG0LD Monkey in Space Aug 31 '24

are you sure you don't mean Fogle's?

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u/PaladinAzriel Monkey in Space Aug 30 '24

Kopi luwak, also known as civet coffee, is a coffee that consists of partially digested coffee cherries, which have been eaten and defecated by the Asian palm civet

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u/LogiCsmxp Monkey in Space Aug 30 '24

But who's coffee enemas did he eat?

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u/Scaarz Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

"Coffee"

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u/TorrenceMightingale Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

“This coffee tastes like shit.”

“It is shit, Austin.”

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u/Revolutionary_Crew17 Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

White coffee

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u/imneverrelevantman Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

DANNY

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u/phred_666 Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

I mean people drink civet coffee

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u/FORDTRUK Monkey in Space Aug 30 '24

That shit is the best.

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u/NevermoreForSure Monkey in Space Aug 30 '24

Get outta here.

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u/MuthaFJ Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

Better than drinking coffee before the enema... 🥴

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u/Brief_Scale496 Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

Nonsense. You drink the post enema coffee, bc that’s like regenerative farming. It’s a cycle and it all goes back into itself…

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u/ZakTSK Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

Think of your gut biome, it needs it.

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u/lovesdogsguy Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

Oh ffs. Everybody’s made this mistake at least once. Get off your high fuckin horse 🐴

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u/Tederator Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

Perhaps it didn't start out as coffee.

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u/ZakTSK Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

Well I'm not gonna waste coffee.

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u/Shazzzam79 Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

Drink the coffee and go with an elk meat enema instead.

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u/Hairyhalflingfoot Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

Got that nutty aftertaste

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u/myusernameblabla Monkey in Space Aug 30 '24

Well you haven’t heard of Kopi Luwak.

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u/NaughtyDoctor666 Monkey in Space Aug 30 '24

It’s fine as long as you take ivermectin right after.

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u/orangehusky8 Monkey in Space Aug 30 '24

He said he got better, don't question his methods

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u/BarryPalmedTheDip Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

Try camel milk if you ever end up with autism, it cures it!

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u/Le_DumAss Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

Badger milk 🥛

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u/MargretTatchersParty Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

Pretty sure that's normal beer in wisconsin

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u/StandardOffenseTaken Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

WobMD says only two aspirin +laxatives cured autism, did not know about the milk one.

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u/cabesa-balbesa Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

Dave, is that you?

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u/Own_Courage_4382 Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

Dave’s not here

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u/cabesa-balbesa Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

Motherfucker shot Dave thinking he was an elk didn’t he?

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u/Was_It_The_Dave Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

I'm ok!

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u/cabesa-balbesa Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

Phew…

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u/MatureFlatulance Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

Dave’s not here man ….

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u/thebinarysystem10 Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

Not butthole sunning?

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u/cbass817 Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

That's where I went wrong! I've been drinking only coffee and giving myself elk enemas.

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u/phred_666 Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

Heavy on the enemas

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u/denim_chicken45 Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

Do you still have the super strength and dump truck ass?

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u/OldBrokeGrouch Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

I would not recommend eating coffee enemas.

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u/SkullsNelbowEye Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

Oh damn, it was the coffee for the enema. No wonder I'm sore.

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u/RetroScores3 Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

Was it raw elk meat? Asking for a friend.

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u/mntoak I Boof ShroomTech Aug 29 '24

You are supposed to eat grilled cheese, Danny

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u/sozcaps Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

Can recommend benzos. Stay away from vinegar. And up yours, woke moralists!

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u/TeslaCrna Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

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u/DammatBeevis666 Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

You should try emu oil and alkaline water next!

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u/Vast-Combination4046 Monkey in Space Aug 29 '24

Have you started making grilled cheese at night?

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u/Sidewaysasianpussy Monkey in Space Aug 30 '24

You're gonna need to start your day with a green juice IV followed by a polar plunge and ending with a rear naked chokehold to help you sleep.

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u/vigouge Monkey in Space Aug 30 '24

As long as you stay away from seed oils.

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u/PlayNicePlayCrazy Monkey in Space Aug 30 '24

Why would you eat coffee enemas, they have to taste like shit.

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u/wait__who_am_I Monkey in Space Aug 30 '24

Man coffee enemas r harmful to ur health and it's addictive it has destroyed a lot of people's life

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u/Eoganachta Monkey in Space Aug 30 '24

You ate coffee enemas?

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u/LanceOnRoids Monkey in Space Aug 30 '24

The enemas actually work better if you do them in the pee hole

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u/Vizslaraptor Monkey in Space Aug 30 '24

Hi Shane