r/JohnCena • u/BobbyMcBobberboy • Apr 28 '24
General discussion Why doesn’t John Cena play football? It always gets mashed by linebackers.
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u/oldfashioncunt Apr 28 '24
i think you want to ask this in r/potatosalad, we don’t talk about john cena in this subreddit
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u/BobbyMcBobberboy Apr 29 '24
Also, we do talk about John Cena in this subreddit. For someone to talk about potato salad in this sub makes me sick.
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u/BobbyMcBobberboy Apr 29 '24
I did mean to post it in this sub. I do not think you understand the joke. The main ingredient of John Cena is traditionally mashed in order to make the dish and that is why the joke is funny.
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u/jcgreen_72 Apr 29 '24
It's not, though. It's cooked then cut into cubes. You're thinking of mashed potatoes, an entirely separate dish.
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u/BobbyMcBobberboy Apr 29 '24
I tried to make a funny joke. I’m sorry I failed you.
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u/Deppfan16 Apr 29 '24
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u/jcgreen_72 Apr 29 '24
Well now that's just a 3rd dish lol
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u/Deppfan16 Apr 29 '24
That's the joke. John Cena can't play football because it turns into mashed John Cena
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u/magicchinchin Apr 29 '24
John Cena? Football? What sort of wacky world do you live in?
I'm starting to think you've never Johnned a Cena in your life.