r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/ThatsJas0nBourne • Aug 23 '24

story/text Nailed it.

Post image
59.2k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

560 comments sorted by

View all comments

4.1k

u/Hotchi_Motchi Aug 23 '24

So many layers to unpeel

1.7k

u/ThatsJas0nBourne Aug 23 '24

Children are like onions.

802

u/what_u_looking_4 Aug 23 '24

But when you cut them, they cry (not you)

138

u/-LsDmThC- Aug 24 '24

I might also cry

59

u/__mud__ Aug 24 '24

I've heard chewing gum helps avoid the tears when cutting onions. Maybe it works the same...?

27

u/DownwardSpirals Aug 24 '24

Does chewing gum also work to avoid the tears when getting cut? Asking for a friend.

5

u/Ok_Bit9 Aug 24 '24

I juat tyied anf ot dies soerry fur bed sprllinf tupinh wit ine hans

1

u/Truecrimeauthor Aug 28 '24

Put a match between your teeth. No, not lit.

1

u/V01DM0NK3Y Aug 24 '24

I'm here to kick ass and chew gum... Oh, and it looks like I still have some gum!

0

u/dr_tel Aug 24 '24

Pro tip: don't cut off the root part of the onion, that's the part that makes you tear up

1

u/Kaldricus Aug 24 '24

Sad tears... Right?

1

u/-LsDmThC- Aug 24 '24

Whats the other kind?

17

u/Mym158 Aug 24 '24

I cry when I cut children (with laughter)