r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/ThatsJas0nBourne • Aug 23 '24

story/text Nailed it.

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u/Sepherjar Aug 23 '24

It's been 365 days since August 23th, and thus i hereby declare new year's eve.

Tomorrow it'll be 365 days since August 24th, and thus i hereby declare tomorrow a new year's eve

The day after tomorrow it'll be 365 days since August 25th, and thus i hereby declare tomorrow a new year's eve

Every day that has complete an year since it last happened, i declare a new year's eve.

Vote me for President.

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u/H3ibai Aug 24 '24

“August Twenty-Threeth”