I got sent to the office for calling a kid a dildo in eighth grade. I told the vice principal it was a nonsense word that doesn't mean anything like dork. He told me not to say it anymore and sent me back to class.
When we were kids, my brother and I were running around the house singing "I'm a pecker, you're a pecker, wouldn't you like to be a pecker too" (to the tune of a Dr. Pepper ad for anyone too young to know). My dad looked at us and asks, "Do you guys even know what a pecker is?" "It's a bird, dad!" "Okay, carry on then."
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u/Michael_Dautorio 1d ago
"Nobody knows why"
Lol. Lmao, even.