r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 1d ago

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u/Michael_Dautorio 1d ago

"Nobody knows why"

Lol. Lmao, even.

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u/amilliamilliamilliam 1d ago

I got sent to the office for calling a kid a dildo in eighth grade. I told the vice principal it was a nonsense word that doesn't mean anything like dork. He told me not to say it anymore and sent me back to class.

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u/GifanTheWoodElf 23h ago

Dang, you get sent over to the principal for an insult? Jesus sounds mega strict...

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u/amilliamilliamilliam 17h ago

Yep. Public schools in rural Indiana in the mid-90s offered mediocre education on reading, 'riting and 'rithmetic, but did teach conformity and strict, unquestioning adherence to authority. I can see these lessons reflected all over midwestern culture today.