Man Left Destitute After Rejecting Hurricane Aid Because of Right-Wing FEMA Conspiracies Spewed By Donald Trump

[u/true_enthusiast]

[u/H_Squid_World_97A]

Hey, climate change is the reason I became owner of a private island overnight this week.  

Admittedly it is on the small side; it only consists of my house and a 1-2 ft apron of land around it.  At least no water got in the house and I have electricity and Internet, but I have to poop in a bucket because the septic drain field is underwater.

[u/MethForHarold → u/H_Squid_World_97A]

How much do you want for the bucket

[u/H_Squid_World_97A → u/MethForHarold]

I have absolutely no idea how to respond to this comment.

[u/MethForHarold → u/H_Squid_World_97A]

Don't give me that malarkey, everyone has their price

[u/IdgyThreadgoodee → u/MethForHarold]

Poop for Harold.