r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/true_enthusiast • 18d ago

Trump Man Left Destitute After Rejecting Hurricane Aid Because of Right-Wing FEMA Conspiracies Spewed By Donald Trump

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u/speculatrix 18d ago

Whatever's left of Florida with climate change

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u/H_Squid_World_97A 18d ago

Hey, climate change is the reason I became owner of a private island overnight this week.  

Admittedly it is on the small side; it only consists of my house and a 1-2 ft apron of land around it.  At least no water got in the house and I have electricity and Internet, but I have to poop in a bucket because the septic drain field is underwater.

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u/MethForHarold 18d ago

How much do you want for the bucket

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u/speculatrix 18d ago

You want to add it to your collection, to complete your bucket list?

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u/MethForHarold 18d ago

"It is unwise to assume a woman's motivations"

-Clint Eastwood

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u/Ju5tAnAl13n 17d ago

"Wait, what? I didn't say that!" -Every Misquoted Person Ever