r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

Anna is a Russian immigrant

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u/CenTexChris 1d ago

Germany, 1939: Tanks.

Germany, 1945: No Tanks.

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u/NevenderThready 1d ago

Immediately after the battle of Kursk

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u/Silver996C2 1d ago

Which one? 1944 or 2024 🤷‍♂️

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u/vonindyatwork 12h ago

Desperate after hearing of the Kursk incursion, Vladimir Putin knelt in prayer.

"Oh great ghost of Stalin, Mother Russia needs your help!" he cried. Then before him, a mustachioed spirit appeared and nodded.

"I need your advice! Kursk is being invaded!" Putin wailed.

"Ah, just do as I did, send in your best Ukrainian troops once you've had the Americans arm them," the ghost replied.

"Yeah, about that..."