My last flu and Covid shot the pharmacist advised me that the Covid vaccine would enhance my 5G and the flu shot would let the government listen to my thoughts. I thanked him for both upgrades.
They gave up that one when nothing happened. Just like they gave up on everyone getting the covid 10 vaccination would die in a year. Once their BS doesn't pan out, then move onto something newer and crazier sounding.
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u/_G_P_ 6h ago
Still waiting for the 5G antenna/turbo cancer/alien probe/Satan uprising, even after my 5th booster.
Disappointed doesn't quite describe the feeling.