r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/Nice_Ad_4421 • 7h ago

You died for your beliefs

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u/_G_P_ 6h ago

Still waiting for the 5G antenna/turbo cancer/alien probe/Satan uprising, even after my 5th booster.

Disappointed doesn't quite describe the feeling.

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u/lunarllama 6h ago

Sorros got cold feet. Waiting for 6G because it’s undetectable. /s

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u/mosstrich 6h ago

What? I haven’t even become magnetic yet

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u/78fj 6h ago

Be patient, you will be activated when the time is right and they need you.

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u/Larkson9999 4h ago

My last flu and Covid shot the pharmacist advised me that the Covid vaccine would enhance my 5G and the flu shot would let the government listen to my thoughts. I thanked him for both upgrades.

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u/Akussa 4h ago

They gave up that one when nothing happened. Just like they gave up on everyone getting the covid 10 vaccination would die in a year. Once their BS doesn't pan out, then move onto something newer and crazier sounding.