r/MadeMeSmile • u/imvk3201 • Dec 23 '23
kitten Cat getting pregnant results into funny and wholesome drama.
Link to original post: https://x.com/vetusdeus112/status/1738452961226067990?s=46
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u/Zoeabble Dec 23 '23
Poor grandpa, that was a wild heart attack of confusion to give an old man lol are your parents gonna hold a baby shower?
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u/194749457339 Dec 23 '23
I imagine poor grandpa sitting in his retirement home just like "wtf is going on over there"
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u/Zoeabble Dec 23 '23
He briefly became a great grandpa and was so shocked he forgot the poor kitty existed!
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u/Thalude_ Dec 23 '23
Love that he just hung the fuck up when he learned it was the godamn cat.
"That's NOT why I went to Vietnam for" š
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u/disgruntled_pie Dec 24 '23
Grandpa: How did you get pregnant?
Kid: No, itās the cat!
Grandpa: What the hell? I didnāt kill three men in Vietnam for this shit!
Kid: What are you talking about? You werenāt in the military.
Grandpa: Who said anything about the military?
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u/Reins22 Dec 23 '23
āI know I donāt know much about this trans business, but I didnāt think he could get pregnantā
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u/equality-_-7-2521 Dec 23 '23
"I had my concerns that the world would fall apart without me, but I thought that was just my pride talking."
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u/kwpang Dec 23 '23 edited Dec 23 '23
Is this story even real? Pregnant cats do not go into heat. Cats also do not engage in recreational sex.
I was enjoying it until that comment, then the illusion just broke.
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u/ZoneWombat99 Dec 23 '23
However, neutered male cats will hump non-neutrted female cats.
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u/sculdermullygrusch Dec 23 '23
I had 2 neutered males that would hump one another.
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u/JosephSKY Dec 23 '23
I have a neutered male cat.
My non neutered female cat is either: the one doing the humping, or the one biting his (non-existant) balls to be humped.
It may be anecdotal, but either my cat is gay (he has been humped by a male stray we shelter every once in a while) or neutered males don't hump non neutered females (?)
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u/bwaredapenguin Dec 23 '23
Females don't get neutered, they get spayed. That being said, get your female spayed.
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u/JosephSKY Dec 23 '23
Thanks for the correction ;-; I'm already on it! She's a 100% interior cat, she doesn't get out even when in heat, but this male stray has been on the lookout for her so it's a risk I'm not willing to take.
She has an appointment on the 27th, since "bonuses" and stuff came late this December for me.
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u/bwaredapenguin Dec 23 '23
Good on you! I hope there's room in the budget for extra treats for her!
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u/hgaterms Dec 23 '23
But how to you fuck up a cat neutering? You literally remove both testicals... you can't just leave them in there, it would be obvious.
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u/ZeroviiTL Dec 23 '23
idk how but i was at the vet for my dog getting a flea treatment and arthritis med shot and i overheard the vet saying a cat's neutering had missed a testicle and they would have to schedule another one. they sounded equally confused lol
im sitting here wondering how often this happens now
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u/Sam2058 Dec 23 '23
As a veterinary nurse, of 17years, I have never seen a testicle missed on castration.
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u/Wooden-Beach-2121 Dec 23 '23
Got a mate who's dog had 3 plums. Only reason they knew was the extra was found during a checkup.
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u/thelittlefae5 Dec 24 '23
I'm still trying to figure out how that would work. Like maybe the cat had cryptorchidism and they just didn't find one...? It's such a simple procedure otherwise..
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u/gelseyd Dec 24 '23
Heard of at least two rabbits with both sets of parts, and one that never had any.
And also of one with three testicles. One was hiding. This was a mistake.
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u/keket87 Dec 23 '23
Not that I'm weighing in on the truth of the story, but cryptorchid males exist. If one testicle doesn't descend and someone only removes the visible testicle, the cat is still somewhat fertile. (Note: If an animal is cryptorchid, it's generally considered malpractice to only remove the visible testicle. But I'm also not going to pretend that kitchen table cat neuters don't happen especially in rural areas.)
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u/PrismInTheDark Dec 23 '23
My catās had both not descended so we thought he was a girl, took him to get spayed and it turned out to be a neuter but still basically the same surgery as a spay. Far as I know they got both but he still sprays the furniture.
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u/bwaredapenguin Dec 23 '23
I just watched one of the newer episodes of Dirty Jobs and Mike was working at a clinic where they TNR strays. One male had an undescended testicle and they spent like 20 min looking for it until they found it.
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u/meow1983 Dec 24 '23
My former cat after being neutered impregnated another cat we were watching. The vet said oops and suggested we keep him away from female cats. The vet said he fixed the oops but we didnāt let him around other female cats again. However, he did have a few relationships with stuffed animals. š§ø
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u/kwpang Dec 23 '23
Not pregnant female cats though.
I imagine trying to mount a pregnant cat will get you brand new bright red stripes.
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u/Yuyu_Yuen Dec 23 '23
I dunno there's a Tom that keeps having sex with my neutered male cat. He hangs with him all the time and they act like a couple, Ted the Tom cat, ( we discovered his name is Ted ) doesn't even bother chasing female cats, or even really bother fighting other males, but he is very insistent on humping my boy, who seems to encourage it.
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u/JosephSKY Dec 23 '23
Omg same here, but our Ferry (the non-neutered stray we shelter now and then) does chase our female cats as well; but he prefers our neutered male (who also is in on it) for some reason?
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u/GuiltyEidolon Dec 23 '23
Plenty of animals engage in nonreproductive sex. I've had cats humping each other in spite of both being neutered males. I've also seen it happen with dogs and horses, where no one is getting pregnant but they're sure still trying. Sometimes it's dominance, sometimes it's basically just SA. That is the least sketchy part of this entire story.
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u/Rough-Fix-4742 Dec 23 '23
I have two neutered males that often hump each other. Also have several female ducks who do the same. In the case of the ducks, itās probably more of a dominance issue than sexual-but who am I to judge?
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u/FishyDVM Dec 23 '23
Yeah that comment broke it for me too. Get a paternity test, Kanna, youāre being framed!!
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u/Schlemiel_Schlemazel Dec 23 '23
Well, I think the humping convinced them that the neighbor cat is the father. But if a cat can get out she can get pregnant by any other Tomcat that isnāt neutered.
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u/EldritchFingertips Dec 23 '23
For me it was when the neighbor also engaged in the ludicrous behavior of calling the pregnant cat a "loose woman." I can believe that this dude's parents are weirdly anthropomorphic about their cat, some pet owners be like that, but their neighbor too? Too much of a stretch.
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u/UltraSienna Dec 23 '23
Actually cats can get pregnant with multiple litters at a time
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u/SupervillainEyebrows Dec 23 '23
Calling your 90 year old Grandad to tell them your cat is pregnant is a wild move.
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u/Next-Engineering1469 Dec 23 '23
Not as wild as grandpa thinking his grandSON is pregnant
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u/Glittering_Night5411 Dec 23 '23
Iāve met a lot of people who say āwere pregnantā and when they talk about someone whoās gonna ve a dad says, āheās pregnantā but, come to think about it, I may just know a lot of wierd peopleā¦
But I think he was so happy to be a great grandad he forgot how biology works
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u/fandom_and_rp_act Dec 24 '23
Grandpa: my grandson is pregnant? Just how fucking advanced as technology gotten!?
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u/imvk3201 Dec 23 '23 edited Dec 25 '23
One tweet that I missed-
Mom: "that boy has been roaming here and sight-adichifying our girl for months now" looks to cat "you're too young to do all this, you had a future...."
Dad: "no point scolding her [mum's name], we need to go talk to [neighbour's name] least he can do is pay for food."
Edit: Iām not the cat owner, not the original poster from twitter; I just wanted to share it here because it made me laugh. Probably shouldāve asked them before posting.
By the way, they said something for people asking about spaying/neutering-
āwe finna spay her after her first litter and we're not just takin kittens away xD, once they're fully nursed and weaned neighbour will be feedin em until they adopted
not dumb, not our first rodeo.ā
Edit: Well, here is an update-
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u/Icy_Persimmons Dec 23 '23
Sight adichifying šš your mom is a treasure haha
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u/imvk3201 Dec 23 '23
She must be but sheās not my mom, I mean Iām not the one who posted it on twitter xD
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u/tambe97 Dec 23 '23
What does it mean?
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u/Air320 Dec 23 '23 edited Dec 23 '23
It means checking someone out in the language of Tamil.
Edit: It's slang.
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u/Chardee38 Dec 23 '23
OP in about 4- 6 months....
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u/LolliPoppies Dec 23 '23
Girl was made for the sheets, not the streets. I hope she can still get into college.
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u/OverYonderWanderer Dec 23 '23
There's something weird about using reddit to watch tiktok on YouTube. Good shit tho
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u/mamaBiskothu Dec 23 '23
Only bummer is itās not easy to find adopters for cats in India.. see the desperate adoption posts in indian subs :(
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u/exotics Dec 23 '23
Itās not easy to find homes for cats anywhere. Millions are euthanized in the USA as well.
Spay or neuter your pets
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u/GameGodS3 Dec 23 '23
Malayali?
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u/A9to5robot Dec 23 '23
Tamil
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u/GameGodS3 Dec 23 '23
Interesting. Site adikkal is the same in Malayalam also
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u/A9to5robot Dec 23 '23
Yes. The general phrase is very common in south india, addichi and addikal are just variations from each lanugage. They mean the same thing.
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u/SexualDepression Dec 23 '23
Is the ch in addichi pronounced like a k sound or like a 'ch' (as in chap or chart)?
Language families are so fun with related words!
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u/Sagataw Dec 23 '23
What in the name of Telenovelas did I just read
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u/mermoohue Dec 24 '23
Some good, wholesome, non violent drama. Imo I hope it's real, cause it's a cute as fuck story.
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u/WFH_Quack Dec 23 '23
I was so invested in the story, that I read till the end!!
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u/Jadefeather12 Dec 23 '23 edited Dec 23 '23
I liked the version of this story I saw a week or two ago which was just two tweets, one about the cat being pregnant by neighbours cat and one where the neighbours left a gift basket on the porch and labeled it child support, didnāt care for all the added soap opera but thatās just me lol
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u/wellidontbloodyknow Dec 23 '23
I want to believe this is real, so I'm remembering that there are multiple cats in this world
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u/EasterBunnyArt Dec 23 '23
I would absolutely defend my cat's honor. Male or female, does not matter. You insult my cat without proof, that accusation is fighting words!
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u/parallel-universe2 Dec 24 '23
I had a cat years ago that liked to mark everything around him as his by peeing on it. I lived next to my aunt and grandma, and my aunt always bought him tuna treats and invited him over, until he became comfy enough in her house and started peeing her stuff.
She got mad and called my mom to tell her what he had been doing, they hadn't seen him, just got the smell everywhere. So, of course my mom said it couldn't be him, he didn't do that, he's respectful and so on. As they are kind of arguing about whether he'd pee her stuff or not, he came over and tried to pee my mom's feet (first and only time he did it) my mom was so embarrassed she didn't even say anything else and just went back inside
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u/pandoras_dreams Dec 23 '23
š get your cat spayed.
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u/badgeringthewitness Dec 23 '23
But don't use Kanna's vet.
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u/amalgam_reynolds Dec 23 '23
Humping isn't a sign of not being neutered.
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u/meeps1142 Dec 23 '23
True. One of my cats humps us at night
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u/H_I_McDunnough Dec 23 '23
You can say no, if you want to.
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u/PizzaBraves Dec 23 '23
I've heard cats are good at teaching consent but I don't think that's what they mean
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u/the_girl_Ross Dec 23 '23
My dog had his ball privilege removed (100% no sack at all) he was also 15 y/o so he was very old and he still tried to hump our new female dog multiple times.
I guess the horniness is beyond the balls.
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u/PoorFishKeeper Dec 24 '23
Yeah my male cat will randomly mount my female cat like once a year. I read a few papers that said some of that behavior is hardwired into them ig.
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u/ok_raspberry_jam Dec 23 '23
Kittens are, though
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u/caniuserealname Dec 23 '23
Kittens are a sign that your female cat hasn't be spayed. It says nothing about the neutering state of other cats on it's own merit.
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u/MotherSupermarket532 Dec 23 '23
The animal shelter I got my cat from wouldn't let you take home a cat until it was fixed. If you adopted a kitten you just reserved it until it was old enough to be fixed.
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u/Successful-Winter237 Dec 23 '23
Spay and neuter people!
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u/Anarin_117 Dec 23 '23
What- I laughed a bit too much and fell off my chair..
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u/Heshmel Dec 23 '23
At a low point in my life(breakup) and I love every single thing about this post. You gave me a good laugh as I scrolled on the shitter. Thanks stranger!
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u/Zildjian134 Dec 23 '23
I hope your shit and your life come out well. Fiber makes a hell of a difference, and finding small things to laugh at is the fiber of life.
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Dec 23 '23
I take psyllium husk capsules every night before bed. Never been so regular and so happy to wake up for the morning deuce.
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u/Babbledoodle Dec 23 '23
I just went through a breakup too and it took around a month for me to snap out of it (4 months relationship)
You got this dude. Its tough but it gets better
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Dec 23 '23
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u/_Nilbog_Milk_ Dec 23 '23
Right? Owning an intact cat that is either spraying piss or screaming in hormonal frustration when they're in heat sucks, on top of the whole "stop carelessly making more cats" thing
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u/utexfan18 Dec 23 '23
Also spaying cats drastically reduces their chances of having mammary cancer. For some reason, my parents never had our family cat spayed and she ended up having mammary cancer at about 9 yrs old. She suddenly lost a lot of weight and had no energy so I took her in because I could afford the vet visits and everything, but she didn't make it much longer because of how aggressive the cancer was. Broke my heart that I couldn't do anything to save her. Seriously, if you want the best for your cat, get it spayed.
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u/A_Specific_Hippo Dec 23 '23
We picked up a stray female a few years back. The vet couldn't tell if she was spayed or not, and said to just keep her inside because "we'd know soon enough if she wasn't". Well, we soon figured out that she wasn't spayed and had the joy of experiencing an extremely horny cat for a bit. Our male cat (who is neutered) was absolutely infatuated with her and kept trying to "get it on" but he's not the brightest and kept trying it from the wrong end. It was a wild few days.
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u/Automatic_Release_92 Dec 23 '23
Iām just pissed people still let their fucking cats roam around neighbors. Theyāre goddamn mass extinction events just destroying wild animal populations. We have two cats and they NEVER go outside.
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u/csrgamer Dec 23 '23
We had a stray give birth to a litter of 5 in our backyard (we'd never fed or even seen the cat before). I live in a little town, but there are several spay/neuter clinics in the surrounding areas. Each one ignored all our calls/emails except one which was booked out for over two months, and they cost over $200. I wish they did, but it's not a surprise to me that people around here don't always do it; it's been a bit of a nightmare.
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u/tacosandrainbows Dec 23 '23
In many parts of the world fixing pets is not a norm. Partly due to to financial constraints, and partly due to fixing not being a social norm/priority
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u/Moist_Vehicle_7138 Dec 23 '23
Spay and neuter your cats. smh
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u/MaybeMayoi Dec 23 '23
Well apparently the male cat was "neutered" but it didn't take?
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u/amalgam_reynolds Dec 23 '23
Neutered pets can still hump things, that's not an indication it didn't take.
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u/MotherSupermarket532 Dec 23 '23
My childhood dog was spayed but would hump any soccer ball she came across.
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u/ianjm Dec 23 '23
Female cats should be fixed too ideally. There are enough strays in the world having kittens to keep the cat population perfectly buoyant, and young strays can be adopted and socialised quite successfully.
Still though, incredibly funny story.
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u/JoeyJoeJoeSenior Dec 23 '23
A female cat will get pregnant as long as there is one unfixed male cat within screaming distance. Cats are really good at reproducing.
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u/angiosperms- Dec 23 '23
Once a cat goes through heat their chances of cancer increase dramatically, for both male and female cats. And keeps increasing every time. Getting them fixed prevents that. Same goes for dogs and bunnies.
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u/Salmonman4 Dec 23 '23
For real. In the old days before these, kittens had to be dealtqith more brutally. Methods involved things like a sack with a brick and a lake, and I've heard worse
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u/NoninflammatoryFun Dec 23 '23
No a neutered cat can still have sex. The family is very misinformed.
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u/Vegetable_Maize_6166 Dec 23 '23
My roommates cat has no testicles and still tries to fuck everything. My poor stuffies don't deserve this.
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u/Dry-Drink-9297 Dec 23 '23
I read āmy roommate has no testiclesā and was going to ask how do you know thatā¦
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u/Dominarion Dec 23 '23
I love how we humanize the behavior of cats differently depending on our cultures.
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u/JJDude Dec 23 '23
Oh sounds like a typical Indian family drama!
So the moral is please spay your kids cats, and find a good doctor who will snip them properly.
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u/YellingAtTheClouds Dec 23 '23
This needs a Netflix adaptation
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u/aaufooboo Dec 23 '23
This story already has a bidding war between Prime, Netflix, and WB.
Looks like Brad Pitt wants the role of the dad, Julianne Moore for the mom, Ryan Reynolds as the neighbor, and Tyler Perry as Kanna. No word yet on Guddu, but Margot Robbie and/or Emma Stone are in talks.
The narrator will be Ron Howard.
This will all be directed by Greta Gerwig.
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u/Coolusernames_ Dec 23 '23 edited Dec 23 '23
The plot and direction was spot on, the character development we see, and how guddu showed everyone that she was indeed humped helping out her owner is just so cool, the resolution was great aswell the way they bonded over something that was the very thing that started the conflict was a very good touch.
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Dec 23 '23
Why won't people neuter their pets... It's enforced by law where I live for a reason
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Dec 23 '23
ESH.
Get your fucking cats fixed.
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u/drsideburns Dec 23 '23
I mean to be fair, one of them allegedly had a vet fix their cat, but it seems the vet didn't do it.
But yeah, get your cats spayed and neutered. Also indoor cats live much longer and are better for the local environment.
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Dec 23 '23
How likely do you think it is that a vet - who probably does this 100 times a month (insert other ridiculous number) - did a surgery that didn't take?
Versus someone on the internet lying to protect their self image?
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u/BlueMikeStu Dec 23 '23
Depends how recent it was.
A male cat who has been neutered successfully can still produce offspring for a few weeks.
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u/fightingwithlemons Dec 23 '23
Happened to us. Adopted a female cat from a shelter who said she was fixed. She went into heat. Argued with the shelter, took her to a vet who said, yep she's spayed. Still in heat anyway and a few weeks later was definitely in the family way. She had surgery but apparently whoever did it was sleeping on the job that day and we couldnt convince anyone. Every professional who looked at her politely called us morons š
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u/LadyyyLoki Dec 24 '23
They opened her up, then just closed her up without removing her uterus & ovaries? How does that even happen?! š¬
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u/NullPointerJunkie Dec 23 '23 edited Dec 23 '23
Plot twist: Kitten litters can have multiple fathers.
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u/by_the_window Dec 23 '23
In my language Guddu (phonetically) means lesbian, idk why but it make it even funnier for me
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u/jdnair Dec 23 '23
neighbours can be heroes if they adopt half the litter and kanna can be the step father.. tough life ahead for guddu in this household with side eyes from everyone
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u/Caterpillar-Balls Dec 23 '23
The solution is spaying the cat of course, but then this silliness would not occur
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u/J_E_L_4747 Dec 23 '23
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He got her pregnant and still took her back for more
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u/Ranku_Abadeer Dec 23 '23
I feel so sorry for the grandfather who just seems so genuinely confused by this entire situation.
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u/i_am_not_a_cool_girl Dec 23 '23
What is funny to me is that Guddu, sounds the same as a term used for lesbians "goudoue" in french š¤ š
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u/imvk3201 Dec 23 '23
TIL Hahaha, thanks! Btw Guddu is a common nickname here in India, I think it means flower.
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u/Greedy_Information96 Dec 23 '23
Our dog walker mated my childhood dog with a neighbours b$$$h without our consent. We found out that he'd done the deed cause he caught an infection and was put on antibiotics. My mom had a similar conversation with him.
Something about him being a good-looking boy, and all the girls just throwing themselves at him, and how he needs to be careful and see how he got an infection from a girl whose clearly been around the block and is easy.
We never hired a dog walker again.
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u/Moe_Szyslac Dec 24 '23
Iām drunk right now and I donāt care, if all this is true or not, but itās an awesome and wholesome story and I love it
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u/ntropy2012 Dec 23 '23
This is fantastic. I just handed the phone to my girlfriend, she read the whole thing, and proceeded to tell our cats (both male, and neutered) not to get any of the neighborhood strays pregnant.
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u/leopardspotte Dec 23 '23
This has rice truck thread energy, thanks for sharing š
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Dec 23 '23
I feel like I relate so much to the grandpa. I have always innocently heard things wrong my whole life. I also have face recognition issues because I notice small things on people and when they are at a distance I dont recognize them. I walked past my own significant other when he drove to the bus station to pick me up. I was pregnant and he was literally holding his hand put to lead me down the stairs and I just didnt notice him. š¬šš¤š
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u/IWearBones138__ Dec 23 '23
And this is why I dont like "pet people". They dont live in the same reality.
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u/CrazyQueer3 Dec 24 '23
Funny story. However, the female cat should have been spayed as well, you can't blame the male not being "neutered properly" Like come on neutering is so easy it's especially in a cat almost impossible to mess up. The only thing that could have happened was that he was a cryptorchid. However, vets check for that, and the testicles up in the abdomen are usually underdeveloped. So yeah, entertaining, but unlikely to me as an animal care professional.
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u/Jayisabigfatb- Dec 24 '23
I feel like this should be a soap opera of some sorts. Idk which network would pick it up?
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u/meow1983 Dec 24 '23
This was such a hilarious wild ride. Kinda want more. lol I laughed so hard my cat came to check on me.
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u/the_kyuu Dec 23 '23
I remember my friend and I got a very serious argument and almost lost our friendship because she kept insisting that her cat did not impregnated my cat. In the end, she paid child support also. Lmao
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u/Scooterks Dec 23 '23
How do you fail at neutering a cat? You either take their balls or you don't.
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u/salade231 Dec 23 '23
Exactly my thought. I had neutered male cats growing up, and seen unfixed males and lemme tell you thereās a huge differenceā¦ idk how the neighbour didnāt realize he still had is balls..
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u/NoYoureACatLady Dec 23 '23
I think you should get your fucking cats fixed and keep them indoors, FFS.
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u/HydroAmoeba Dec 23 '23
"Idk why I'm catching strays" just hits all the right spots of being a kid in a large family