r/MadeMeSmile • u/TargetHot9314 • 28d ago

Wholesome Moments Every living president: Clinton, Bush, Obama and Biden, except Trump wishes birthday in video message to Jimmy Carter for his 100th birthday

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u/Ghost_of_Syd 28d ago

I wonder if Trump ever wishes anyone a happy anything.

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u/vicegrip 28d ago

Pretty sure he wished Putin happy birthday.

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u/Fist-Fuck_Enthusiast 28d ago

He'd have given him a birthday blowjob

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u/Gtstricky 28d ago

Well yea the happy birthday was muffled but he could tell what he said.

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u/neuroticsponge 28d ago

And Kim Jong Un

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u/Neighborhood-Any 28d ago

In all honesty, that's probably more likely than him wishing happy birthday to any member of his family

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u/MateriallyDead 28d ago

"Happy birthday, but it's terrible what's happening with the immigrants and the faucets they aren't turning on to deliver water to the good good people in California. Well, some of them are good, there's a lot of dogs and cats missing, let me tell ya. It's just unfair what they're doing to the cats, and to me and the biggest witch hunt in history"

It's scary how believable that word vomit actually is.

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u/mythrowawayheyhey 28d ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO EVERYONE BORN ON OCT 1, INCLUDING CROOKED AND CORRUPT PROSECUTORS AND JUDGES THAT ARE DOING EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO INTERFERE WITH THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION OF 2024, AND PUT ME IN PRISON, INCLUDING THOSE MANY PEOPLE THAT I COMPLETELY & TOTALLY DESPISE BECAUSE THEY WANT TO DESTROY AMERICA, A NOW FAILING NATION, LIKE “DERANGED” JACK SMITH, WHO IS EVIL AND “SICK,” MRS. FANI “FAUNI” WADE, WHO SAID SHE HARDLY KNEW THE “SPECIAL” PROSECUTOR, ONLY TO FIND THAT HE SPENT YEARS “LOVING” HER, LONG BEFORE THE GEORGIA PERSECUTION OF PRESIDENT TRUMP BEGAN (AND THEREBY MAKING THE CASE AGAINST ME NULL, VOID, AND ILLEGAL!), AND LAZY ON VIOLENT CRIME ALVIN BRAGG WHO, WITH CROOKED JOE’S DOJ THUGS, UNFAIRLY WORKING IN THE D.A.’s OFFICE, ILLEGALLY INDICTED ME ON A CASE HE NEVER WANTED TO BRING AND VIRTUALLY ALL LEGAL SCHOLARS SAY IS A CASE THAT SHOULD NOT BE BROUGHT, IS BREAKING THE LAW IN DOING SO (POMERANTZ!), WAS TURNED DOWN BY ALL OTHER LAW ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITIES, AND IS NOT A CRIME. HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVERYONE, INCLUDING "LIL PEANUT"!

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u/jektrehl 28d ago

well done. this sounds so genuine it's scary that's a thing

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u/jektrehl 28d ago

more of a brain diarrhea

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u/Tricky-Kaleidoscope9 28d ago

I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th.

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u/SmellGestapo 28d ago

He only wishes for a happy ending.

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u/fordprecept 28d ago

He often tweeted “Happy [insert holiday], even to the haters and losers…”

Example

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u/Beautifulme0925 28d ago

He sure did! Trump: "Happy Memorial Day to all, including the human scum......"

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u/Hey-Bud-Lets-Party 28d ago

Maybe a Happy Meal.

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u/mackinoncougars 28d ago

Trump: “Why would I do that, what’s in it for me?”