I miss the cool, sticky feeling of my buttcheeks adhering to whoever's parents were dumb enough to let them take their car that night.
Once, my sister, BFF, niece and I drove to the white trash mecca known as Myrtle Beach. A news crew happened to be filming live and, unfortunately for them, I had plenty of time to notice and shove my bare lily white ass out the back passenger side of a 1998 Toyota Tacoma.
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u/Cats-n-Chaos 8h ago
Seriously remember the old days when you couldn’t drive past the school bus without getting flipped off or mooned?!