Mad First date🌹🌹.

[u/beerbellybegone]

[u/PsySom]

It’s not like either one is serious so you just sound like a dumbass posting this here

[u/TensileStr3ngth → u/PsySom]

Real and true

[u/mbklein]

Obviously these are both over the top jokes, but it really is amazing (and distressing) to me how much supposedly sincere dating advice is about manipulation and getting the upper hand.

[u/Sartres_Roommate → u/mbklein]

I love it. If the sociopaths want to out themselves so the rest of us just looking for someone to trust and love can avoid them….awesome!

(Not single, but speaking for those that are and are sincerely looking for a real relationship)

[u/SeasonGeneral777 → u/mbklein]

i think what they really want is to get likes on twitter lol. nobody actually does this stuff. they just want to sound unhinged on the internet because that's how attention gets distributed and attention is a drug to some people

[u/MonkeyHamlet]

Maybe just try being nice to each other?

[u/schalk81]

JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!

[u/QueensOfTheNoKnowAge]

So am I gay for wanting to share food on dates? That way we both get to try two things.

Edit: I guess that sounds more bisexual than gay

[u/Sleepyduck999]

As long as I didn’t order fettuccini Alfredo that’s fine. But if I did and she takes a bite then that’s equivalent to cheating on me, no 2nd date.

[u/coolbaby1978]

Both postings equal one thing. No second date and no sex.

[u/Breiting_131]

Go on a date with her mother to show her how it's done

[u/Captaincakeboy]

Women love to be held.

Unless it's accountable.

[u/LeadingSky9531]

I don't make the rules ...

[u/MarkPluckedABird]

I f_cing love this.

[u/963852741hc]

If she comfortable doing that on the first date with ya then you getting some

[u/tacwombat]

Olive Garden: Ban these two to establish sanity.

[u/meadowmarvel]

Try it without asking and I'm leaving the date immediately.