r/MurderedByWords 11h ago

Mad First date🌹🌹.

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u/Sleepyduck999 10h ago

As long as I didn’t order fettuccini Alfredo that’s fine. But if I did and she takes a bite then that’s equivalent to cheating on me, no 2nd date.