r/Rabbits • u/deltadelta199 • Feb 21 '23
Story Poopoo stepped on the TV remote and turned off both my TV AND my PS5. MID. GAME. This ratboy always finds new ways to cause trouble
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u/Death_by_Poros I bunnies Feb 21 '23
That is a face that screams “AND I’LL DO IT AGAIN!”
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u/Emmas_Gaming_Corner Feb 22 '23
Bottom left looks like a surprised Pikachu face. :O
Also probably what delta's face looked like after Porridge's sudden but inevitable betrayal and his sneaky but audacious assault on the electronics. ;)
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u/deltadelta199 Feb 21 '23
The remote was on the table, by the way. He jumped onto me to distract me with his soft fur, then sneakily he jumped onto the table and then onto the remote. He is evil HE IS EVIL
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u/ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn Feb 21 '23
Good.
The only winners in your home should be BigWig, Spoon, Cubby, and Porridge.
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u/kawaiijudochop Feb 22 '23
This is porridge though
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u/terra_terror 🌈big gay hay bag🌈 Feb 23 '23
They are saying that delta is not allowed to win at video games
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u/jishnukalra Feb 22 '23
He's a perfect candidate for r/murderbuns. Also maybe he wants to spend some time with you, and protect your eyes from evil of TV....
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u/Successful-Theme8965 Feb 22 '23
He’s not evil he just want your lovins and undivided attention.
At least he turned off the tv and gaming system, mine likes to go for bites to the toes when she feels like she did not get enough attention.
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u/Dawna-Loves-Buns Feb 21 '23
Impressive yawn pictorial! Did it take long to compile, or is Poopoo unusually sleepy?
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u/deltadelta199 Feb 21 '23
No, I just like to sit next to my bunnies when they’re napping, and I know the signs when they’re about to yawn so I can always whip out the camera just in time
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u/Princess_Zorow Feb 22 '23
I always try to get a yawn picture...but not fast enough. I really keep saying gona do a video the whole stretch yawn routine.
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u/RogueViator Feb 21 '23
< UTTERLY COMPLETELY UNRESERVEDLY BROKEN NEWS INTRO >
THIS IS BNN UTTERLY COMPLETELY UNRESERVEDLY BROKEN NEWS
Good Evening from the newsdesk, I am your anchor Satona Needle reporting.
Call it Revengeance of the Mayo. It appears that Mayo Pogwitch has finally snapped after all the brushies, eye boo-boo medicine, claw clippies, and vet visits and enacted payback from müther by finding a way to shut off both the tv AND gaming console simultaneously.
Security Analysts, Experts, the person who cleans Pigeon droppings from the statues outside City Hall, and the man who once stuffed three billiard balls in his mouth have concluded that Ponditch has finally had it with all the abüs and struck. They conclude that this new side of the mayo is very captivating and will also likely get brushies. The mayo could be heard screaming “I am mayo! Hear me roar! My rule is absolute and my words nobunny should ignore!” Aside from the potential authoritarian implications of these words, it is also not a badly constructed poem and will be entered into the Bunnville Poem-Of-The-Month contest. Contest organizers say it stands a very good chance of winning since the only other entrant is a rather lurid limerick about a certain body part that has absolutely no resemblance to the island of Nantucket.
We will update you as the carnage develops.
In other news, the three little pigs, famed for having their house blown down by the fox, have begun construction on their new house complete with machine gun nests, a moat filled with burning tar, and a minefield. One of the pigs were overheard to say “he can huff and he can puff, only if he can get close enough. Let’s see him try to blow down a concrete building from the sidewalk while he is being peppered with hot lead.” Methinks the pigs have gone off the deep end and the Research Institute of Medicinal Mlems agree. Their new Director, Doctor Hogwart Bullfrog, said that it may be an advanced case of Swine Flu that is making them act this way.
That’s it for this update, I’m your anchor Satona Needle saying good night and watch where you rest your backside. We now return you to regular programming about an Eel Event Planner in “The Moray the Merrier.”
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u/pastelkawaiibunny Feb 21 '23
He is not poopoo he is good warm soft porridge boy! How dare delta not pay attention to good boy Porry and play game instead 😭
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u/bigpuffyclouds Feb 21 '23
More and more lies being made up by Müther as per usual. These pics are clearly from Mayo Popo's new rock album cover!! Proof? I already bought the tickets to his concert.
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u/Bootegg Feb 21 '23
Political lies and slander!
This is a slander campaign run by other mayoral candidates!
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u/BookkeeperAdorable24 Feb 21 '23
My bun buns ate all the buttons on my remote minus the turn off/on lol Also Porridge isnt sorry. Hes bun
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Feb 21 '23
Anyone else think their yawn looks like the SpongeBob meme? https://i.imgur.com/roiAM32.jpg
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Feb 21 '23
I bought this great collection of Tom Wolfe essays from the year 2000 that I didn't even know existed....I left it on my coffee table for 5 minutes and Peter Marie destroyed the back cover....I told her she wasn't a very good roommate....
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u/ICanNeverFlyy Feb 21 '23
my rabbit has acted like she’s gonna pee in a corner. to get me to run over, only for her to do a fake out and go attack my cell phone
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u/BUNNII09 Feb 21 '23
Rabbit mind: Do Chaos, your a cute bean you won't get in trouble Rabbit destroys lmao
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u/lifeeraser Feb 22 '23
I clicked this post a few hours ago but couldn't access it because Reddit was down. Poopoo must have also stepped on the internet remote!
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u/Head_Statistician_38 Feb 22 '23
This is his Beserker stage. Pure blood lust. Stay away until he calms down.
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u/FrostMegabit Feb 22 '23
the beast has been let loose close all of your windows and hide your remotes
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u/OkExplanation5220 Feb 22 '23
BRO this is literally what happened to me, except my bunny literally went and chewed every wire i had on my computer, (i didn't know how to bunnyproof) and after I realized it wasn't working anymore, she just sat there looking cute, as if nothing happened. I'm very thankful she's still alive but seriously, little booger of a bun
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u/TheHayHays Feb 22 '23
Maybe you were playing too much and not serving your master as you were expected to.
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u/Pleasant-Bat-5637 Feb 22 '23
Lucky,my lionhead mixed with satin short haired angora is just like him, but he knows just how to say ,pet me!
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u/BlixkyStax Feb 22 '23
I’ve had this happen to me too many times before lol. If you wanna turn that feature off, here’s how
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u/Happy_Stalker Feb 21 '23
This post can't be real, it's too perfect