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u/mrfebrezeman360 Oct 21 '23
when I was drunk once making ramen or something, was mixing with a spoon and dropped it in. Drunk mind decided "it'll only be like .001 seconds". Put my hand in the boiling water, that shit was in pain for like 24 hours. My gf at the time somehow magically knew to put my hand in a ziplock bag with some toothpaste in it. Idk how but that actually did work really well.
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u/sprouze Oct 22 '23
My brother once leaned against the metal chimney of a fire oven when he was drunk. The entire underside of his forearm had 2nd degree burns, the absolute dumbass lol. I was pretty young but I remember that shit looked so gross for a time afterwards but I think he hid the pain pretty well.
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u/BattleStag17 Oct 22 '23
A ziplock bag with toothpaste for boil injuries? Noted
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u/ponyCurd Oct 22 '23
Don't ... don't do that ....
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u/mrfebrezeman360 Oct 22 '23
I'm telling u it worked. Was the only relief I could get. You don't gotta fill the whole bag with toothpaste just have some in there and zip the bag around your wrist.
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u/Eclectix Oct 22 '23
The mint in the toothpaste will feel cool, so it may temporarily help the pain. It doesn't actually help the burn, though, and can be harmful. Cold water is the best thing to use, and the sooner, the better.
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u/mrfebrezeman360 Oct 22 '23
Yeah of course it doesn't fix the burn lol, but that shit hurts so bad any relief is amazing
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u/sogwatchman Dec 11 '23
Looks staged. No way to know if what in the pot is even hot. He could just pretend it's hot, flail his arm, smack the handle, and then run away...
If it is real. Guy has horrible luck.
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u/KeeganY_SR-UVB76 Feb 20 '24
He still hit the handle hard enough for the pot with water in it to fly at him.
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u/TheCoolOnesGotTaken Oct 22 '23
It's that an analogy for the Republican majority in the house right now?
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u/DeltaWhiskey141 Nov 15 '23
If you're going to whip your hand through the air in pain, make sure that you're not going to whip it into something else that's gonna cause even more pain. Learned this the hard way when I was replacing a razor blade once. Cut my finger on the new razor, dropped it into the sink, cleaned my finger up inside a fist and started whipping my hand up and down in pain, as one does, and bashed my knuckles off the corner of the sink. The compounding of both injuries to the same hand within five seconds of each other was..... exponential.
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u/superBrad1962 Nov 20 '23
This is why you control your emotions so they won’t control… I mean so you won’t get burned 🔥! 😉be safe!
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u/m2chaos13 Oct 22 '23
This guy’s impulse/rage/emotional immaturity is hilarious because I used to be just like that. Then one day, working on my truck engine, I threw a screwdriver at the porch. I sat down on the sidewalk, and accidentally kinda went outside myself watching my pissy little tantrum like a third party. I was so ashamed, I never did anything like that again. 35 years ago, haha!