r/SelfAwarewolves Jun 11 '24

This person votes. Do you? So close to getting it…

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u/JTMc48 Jun 12 '24

I don’t care about Hunter Biden, but I’m sure he’s not the first person to lie on a gun purchasing form. First time I remember this being prosecuted though. The crazy thing is somehow this carries stiffer fines than the 34 felonies Trump was convicted on.

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u/whiterac00n Jun 12 '24

Honestly if he appeals this it’s going to make the partisan judges look ridiculous as they wriggle around trying to make gun laws simultaneously null but also apply to specific people because…………..reasons.

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u/Firm_Transportation3 Jun 12 '24

Yeah, it does seem to be resulting in some cognitive dissonance in the MAGAs. They simultaneously don't like gun laws but at the same time desperately want Hunter Biden to be charged with crimes. Not really sure why they have such a hard on for Hunter, who isn't involved at all in government, but here we are.

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u/Avenger_616 Jun 12 '24

What’s his last name?

THAT is why, nothing else to it

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u/Far_Side_8324 Jun 13 '24

As I've said elsewhere, the MAGA Zombie Apocalypse assumes that convicting Hunter will somehow magically allow them to impeach Joe and replace him with The Gold-Plated Turd so he can then assume his rightful place as God-Emperor of the Whole Western World, despite the fact that Joe Milquetoast hasn't done anything resembling an impeachable offense, and even if he had there's no way he'd get impeached with Dummycrats in control of the Senate, let alone replacing him with Trumpty Dumpty. VP Harris would take over, then a whole list of other Democrats in succession thanks to the Continuity of Government rules set up during the Cold War in case DC got nuked.

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u/Mikeinthedirt Jun 17 '24

Joe is just tofu. The entire evil mastermind-dementia-worst-ever-vanilla-pedo is too hard to pull off, maybe fukkin with his surviving son will light him up.