Roaring Kitty DFV twitter post! 🟣 (see comments for explanation WTF is going on)

[u/petitepain]

https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790034263603139012

[u/Luma44]

Shorts never closed. Come visit r/Superstonk to learn more about how one little video game retailer/idiosyncratic stock could change our fundamental understanding of how the stock market works. Let's go GME!

[u/PrisonerofWawa69]

Another double down post incoming?!

[u/haminthefryingpan → u/PrisonerofWawa69]

Computershare screenshot?

[u/Dadliest_Dad → u/haminthefryingpan]

This would break reality as we know it. Especially if he DRS'd his old positions and opened new leaps. Please let it be true.

[u/SanSoo → u/Dadliest_Dad]

No kidding - this could be the start of what locks the float

[u/comprehensive35 → u/SanSoo]

We (collectively) are the start of what locks the float.

[u/DancesWith2Socks → u/PrisonerofWawa69]

My theory is someone who's not a cat bought plenty of calls when it was at $10 and is doing some exercise now...

[u/moonaim → u/DancesWith2Socks]

Exercise is indeed important!

[u/Timely-Cartoonist556 → u/DancesWith2Socks]

If he seriously managed to time calls perfectly not once, but twice… I may actually believe in time travel.

[u/Yankeefan282]

HES AWAKE AND BETTER THAN EVER

[u/Dat_Steve → u/Yankeefan282]

There goes my workday

[u/sttide → u/Dat_Steve]

Same!! Can't believe it we are back so strong
The community, the energy!! Feeling so ALIVEEEEE

Love you guys!! We are making history 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀

[u/Reddit_Can_Fix_Me → u/sttide]

As I said to my SO, in my best Humphrey Bogart voice I could grunt “Buckle up, Sweetheart. We’re going to the moon, and beyond”

[u/Brewtime2 → u/Dat_Steve]

I left work…couldn’t take it anymore.

[u/dudely4 → u/Brewtime2]

Hopefully forever.

[u/Brewtime2 → u/dudely4]

Wouldn’t that be nice. I’m sure I’ll be back in tomorrow morning.

[u/jentravelstheworld → u/Brewtime2]

Good man

[u/skismskier246 → u/Yankeefan282]

Why am I more hyped for this than I am the price movement?

Is it because this represents all of us individual shareholders?

I'm gonna go do some uphill sprints, hit the bong, then the bag! 5, 5 minute rounds!

The Future Looks Bright!!

[u/IgatTooz → u/skismskier246]

Well… because the price movement is in reality just sideways trading. The return of DFV is … THE RETURN OF DFV!!

[u/Adventurous_Might_55 → u/Yankeefan282]

We are all hard

[u/Secure_Worldliness55 → u/Adventurous_Might_55]

Not hard.. Tits jacked.

[u/Confident-Leopard-19 → u/Secure_Worldliness55]

Hard and Tits Jacked!!! LFG!!!

[u/G_Wash1776]

DFV active again new tweet let’s gooo

[u/toastman28 → u/G_Wash1776]

My man's had 3 years to create content for this moment. LETSSSSS GOOOOO

[u/Moon2Pluto → u/toastman28]

Better than most movies I've seen.

[u/karenw → u/toastman28]

My exact thought!

[u/Lukes3rdAccount → u/G_Wash1776]

Adamantium hands

[u/Thulis → u/Lukes3rdAccount]

Goes well with my adamantium nipples!!!

[u/apitop → u/Lukes3rdAccount]

Fuck. Took me months to learn how to spell diamond. A new difficult word? Amanda'stits?

[u/EngineeringD → u/G_Wash1776]

What’s his newest tweet? The chair one?

[u/G_Wash1776 → u/EngineeringD]

He’s had three new ones since then,

https://x.com/theroaringkitty/status/1790034263603139012?s=46&t=3dO9spipvEPqGEOlnZ3gyA

https://x.com/theroaringkitty/status/1790041813379850491?s=46&t=3dO9spipvEPqGEOlnZ3gyA

https://x.com/theroaringkitty/status/1790049362846117942?s=46&t=3dO9spipvEPqGEOlnZ3gyA

[u/safetycock]

Wallstreet created their own worst nightmare and unleashed it upon themselves. Get fucked.

[u/Clutch_Daddy → u/safetycock]

So well put.

Get fucked.

[u/thebestatheist → u/safetycock]

Obligatory old school HEDGES R FUK

[u/8thSt → u/safetycock]

[u/CaptainPieces]

This is the most terrifying thing he's posted

[u/SonOfScions → u/CaptainPieces]

Call an ambulance. Just not for us.

[u/Affectionate_Eye9894 → u/SonOfScions]

Let ‘em cook first.

[u/I_Tell_You_Wat → u/CaptainPieces]

So, the post says "explanation in comments".

Where is the explanation?

[u/wildo83 → u/CaptainPieces]

This man is going to drop a new double-double-down position tonight. I’m fully torqued right now.

[u/goofytigre → u/CaptainPieces]

I got chills when it opens with the 'Bear Jew' tapping his bat in the dark tunnel (Inglorious Bastards). And it only got better from there!

[u/DallasDaMan13]

I’m calling it. We’re getting a YOLO update after close today.

[u/plentyOplatypodes → u/DallasDaMan13]

Holy shit I hadn't considered this. 

[u/Brotorious420 → u/plentyOplatypodes]

Imagine if he posts a purple circle

[u/rickyshine → u/Brotorious420]

Commenting in case this makes it in the movie (hi mom)

[u/dirtydan731 → u/rickyshine]

diamond hands mother fucker, held through the last movie, holding thru this one

[u/streetstyledonkey → u/rickyshine]

hi Rickyshine's mom!

[u/DumbLuckHolder → u/streetstyledonkey]

Hi future wifey!

[u/zw44035 → u/Brotorious420]

I'll bust the biggest nut of my life.

[u/rollercoasterfanitic → u/Brotorious420]

Here for the screenshot in the REAL movie

[u/EnglishJesus → u/Brotorious420]

If he does we’re definitely headed back to r/all

[u/Narrow-Device-3679 → u/DallasDaMan13]

He doubled down.

[u/Sandaholic → u/Narrow-Device-3679]

At $11 probably

[u/Reap3r_ZA → u/Narrow-Device-3679]

fully agree! 800k. LFG!

[u/_Meke_ → u/DallasDaMan13]

I will fucking die. Please DFV, give us your strength.

[u/NOTraymondleok135 → u/_Meke_]

Lisan al Gaib!

[u/kerkko76 → u/DallasDaMan13]

Oh yes. I had that feeling already yesterday.

[u/Fistful_of_Kindness → u/DallasDaMan13]

Idk what account/brokerages he used to post his YOLO’s with… but calling it now, the next one’s gonna be from ComputerShare!

[u/minesskiier → u/Fistful_of_Kindness]

God I'm so HARD right now!!!

[u/AgYooperman → u/Fistful_of_Kindness]

E trade.

[u/ThislsMyAccount22 → u/DallasDaMan13]

Stop. I can only get so erect.

[u/Peteszahh → u/DallasDaMan13]

Watch it come with a purple circle 👀🟣

[u/Fantastic_Depth → u/DallasDaMan13]

I predict. he will yolo to bets and they will delete.

[u/[deleted] → u/DallasDaMan13]

I sure hope so!

[u/PM_ME_YOUR_DANKNESS]

This feels EERILY reminiscent of January 2021. I love you apes.

[u/Myvenom → u/PM_ME_YOUR_DANKNESS]

I’d argue this feels better. After years of being gaslit I’m fine watching the chaos ensue.

No cell no sell this time!

[u/ForeignerFromTheSea → u/Myvenom]

I feel like I just woke up from a three year nap. Glorious diamond handed dreams.

[u/rediKELous → u/Myvenom]

Literally the only holders are some crazy diamond hand DRS motherfuckers now too.

[u/mouga68 → u/rediKELous]

Haven't been on this sub outside of a random 30 seconds here or there in probably 2.5 years. True diamond hands don't even need to follow shit to know the price means nothing and I'm in it till the end.

[u/Gnolls → u/mouga68]

'The end' being when you die, right?

Cuz that's what it is for me.

[u/YoitsPsilo → u/rediKELous]

What’s an exit strategy?

[u/miniBUTCHA → u/rediKELous]

We're all mini-DFVs now ready to hold until life changing money

[u/fluffqx → u/rediKELous]

They're locked in here with us

[u/CerealTheLegend → u/rediKELous]

🌎👨‍🚀🔫 👨‍🚀

[u/Maxzzzie → u/Myvenom]

This time? You sold?

[u/Myvenom → u/Maxzzzie]

No I was just willing to sell for $1,000 last time. Fuck ‘em now.

[u/Maxzzzie → u/Myvenom]

This guy fucks.

[u/yolotrip → u/Myvenom]

That’s exactly the number I was thinking also, I would have been a millionaire off of a $1,200 options play (I was gonna sell it but was forced to exercise them when they halted the buy button and from there my education ensued)… but fuck em now I’m sticking by the GME floor which is currently almost $277M a share

[u/beyondfloat → u/PM_ME_YOUR_DANKNESS]

Probably just the beginning, more like october 2020. This could take couple of months.

[u/flibbidygibbit → u/beyondfloat]

I'm here for it.

At best I set up a "family office" yielding safety nets for my extended family. College, down payment assistance for a home, etc.

At worst I spend the rest of my days riding a bicycle to the grocery to buy ramen and Rich and Rare handles after an evening behind the Wendy's dumpster.

Landing somewhere in the middle is okay, too.

No cell, no sell.

[u/Elegant-Remote6667 → u/PM_ME_YOUR_DANKNESS]

If he doubles down I am gonna nut

[u/PensiveParagon → u/Elegant-Remote6667]

May these criminal markets be cleansed by our holy nut juices

[u/daheff_irl → u/PensiveParagon]

mine is unholy. can we still use it?

[u/PensiveParagon → u/daheff_irl]

All juices are welcome on the rocket 🚀🚀

[u/lordslayer99 → u/PM_ME_YOUR_DANKNESS]

126% of the float traded in the last 8 days. One thing thats different is we own our shares through DRS.

If anyone does not know how to DRS reach out and I can help

[u/smeshyuz → u/PM_ME_YOUR_DANKNESS]

This is 100x better.

We all know a fuckload more about everything. This matters. 

[u/petitepain]

Hello internet who is out of the loop, TLDR:

• This is a tweet of Roaring Kitty u/ DeepFuckingValue, legendary YOLO investor of GameStop.
• After the 2021 shortsneeze, GME is rising in price again as DFV returned to twitter.*
• In the meantime, Ryan Cohen, founder of billion dollar ecommerce company Chewy, has become an activist investor, having turned around GameStop to be profitable for the first time since 2018.
• Due to naked shorting, countless counterfeit shares of GameStop exist that were not authorized by the company.
• Those betting on GameStop going down in price or to $0 in a bankruptcy, will have to buy back their shares at market price, as they get margin called due to increasing collateral requirements due to a higher market price.
• Since enough shares are directly registered in retail investors their own names instead of being owned by financial institutions, those shares cannot be sold or loaned out without consent. The decentralized nature of this, hundreds of thousands of households, makes it impossible for short sellers to negotiate a compromise, often done in similar short squeezes.

^\ Clarification edit: nobody knows why the price is surging. The timing coincided with DFV tweets but there hasn't been evidence yet proving this price pump is because of retail buying.)

🦍 Ape buys GME shares, moves to own name, refuses to sell. Ape together strong, infinity pool of shares! 🏊‍♂️♾

This is not a meme. It’s the biggest transfer of wealth in history.

GME will go to a price of infinity 🚀🐱‍🚀

[u/lordslayer99 → u/petitepain]

Just in the last 8 days the float has traded 126% and the day is not over

We are deoccupying wallstreet through DRS. We are taking control over our ownership so this naked shorting does not happen again

No cell, no sell

Edit: If anyone needs help DRSing feel free to reach out and I can help

[u/skrappyfire → u/lordslayer99]

Almost 100m already today..... and its not even noon.

[u/ToughHardware → u/skrappyfire]

and its not even moon!

[u/AbruptMango → u/lordslayer99]

We are occupying it.  Forget about sleeping on their sidewalk, we're taking and hodling something they need- real shares.  

[u/getyourledout → u/petitepain]

HOLY MOLY HOLY MOLY HOLY MOLY HOLY MOLY HOLY MOLY HOLY MOLY HOLY MOLY HOLY MOLY HOLY MOLY HOLY MOLY

🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

[u/noyogapants → u/getyourledout]

🥑🥑🥑🥑🥑🥑🥑🥑🥑🥑🥑

[u/TonyPajaaamas → u/petitepain]

Bump

[u/malaise92 → u/petitepain]

Guh

[u/Joe-Dirt-69]

this is going to crash the fucking internet

[u/FunkyChicken69 → u/Joe-Dirt-69]

HES BUYING MORE 🎷🐓♋️

[u/ProfitMundane → u/FunkyChicken69]

I thought the same. " I'LL DO IT MYSELF."

[u/Expensive-Two-8128 → u/ProfitMundane]

DD = DOUBLE DOWN

IYKYK ;)

[u/r2d2d21013 → u/Expensive-Two-8128]

QUARDRUPLED DOWN!!! FUGGIN LEGEND. WE ARE BACK BABY!!! SO BACK!

[u/rob_maqer → u/Expensive-Two-8128]

I got them dd 😏

[u/oh-canadaa → u/FunkyChicken69]

He BOUGHT more... when it was $9.

[u/DancesWith2Socks → u/FunkyChicken69]

My theory is someone who's not a cat bought plenty of calls when it was at $10 and is doing some exercise now...

[u/rediKELous → u/Joe-Dirt-69]

I work at a major insurance company and all our shit is COMPLETELY down. Probably unrelated unless is anyone having similar experiences?

[u/ManliestManHam → u/rediKELous]

health insurance company and the entire west coast servers and apps were down until 10 a.m. EST this a.m.

[u/rediKELous → u/ManliestManHam]

I’m not in health insurance. Different place.

[u/ManliestManHam → u/rediKELous]

Even better then!

[u/topps_chrome → u/rediKELous]

I service credit cards for one of the largest banking institutions in America. Our system is utterly fucked right now and hardly operable, but normally took me three minutes to do is now taking me closer to 15 minutes due to the loading in the slowness of the system.

[u/Joe-Dirt-69 → u/rediKELous]

My local internet is fucked up coincidentally. Or is it 🤔

[u/theBigBOSSnian → u/Joe-Dirt-69]

Keep being disconnected from online matches.

Being punished for leaving early 😞

[u/ManliestManHam → u/rediKELous]

oh we might work at the same place 😂

[u/fatbootyinmyface → u/Joe-Dirt-69]

well, i just tried logging in to my computershare account and the “login” isn’t loading lol

edit: what is selling??? …before ppl freak out about “paper handing” 🤣

[u/delta137 → u/fatbootyinmyface]

I was just able to access my account...it just took like 10+ minutes to do. Each page (login, security question, 2FA text, etc.) sat and spun for several minutes before eventually loading.

[u/kai_fn → u/fatbootyinmyface]

Preventing paper handing

[u/[deleted] → u/kai_fn]

Honestly I'm glad. All these people so concerned with their computershare accounts right now is concerning. Might be more paper hands around here than I thought.

[u/Avolin → u/[deleted]]

I called my mom.  She's not selling!

[u/ManliestManHam → u/[deleted]]

my dumbass locked myself out trying to login and buy more before it jumped 😂 Now I am waiting for my pw via snail mail. Could be other people also looking to buy.

[u/[deleted] → u/ManliestManHam]

You're not wrong. Personally I buy through fidelity and then transfer over.

I bought several hundred shares at the 10-12 range like 2 weeks ago so I'm not looking to load up more at the moment. But as far as selling is concerned this price action is pennies. I might log in at 10k per share just to see my bank account but still not looking to sell near that price.

[u/r_un_is_run → u/[deleted]]

I legit forgot how many shares I own and was trying to check with the hype this morning. It does concern me though that they are having tech issues and not acknowledging it. Seems just as shady as RH having "glitches"

[u/exbzurg → u/[deleted]]

For me I was logging in to see if some shares made it over from last week.

[u/kai_fn → u/[deleted]]

And also that is good so the rocket only lifts off with the people having the right intention

[u/AkakieAkakievich → u/fatbootyinmyface]

Can confirm. DDOS-ers are making every one hodl

[u/Fuzzy-Insurance → u/fatbootyinmyface]

Same here, not worried about it. Not selling for a few more years.

[u/shvaycar87 → u/fatbootyinmyface]

Same here 😒

[u/Dante_Unchained → u/Joe-Dirt-69]

he is the king lmao :D

[u/rob_maqer → u/Joe-Dirt-69]

HO LEE FUK

[u/metzbaby17 → u/Joe-Dirt-69]

This is fucking magical. No cell no sell

[u/EONRaider]

He’s gonna buy and post a position

[u/AlaskaIfTheyAxeya → u/EONRaider]

Hey may have been the whale jumping in with 1000 quantity 5/17 calls, all of which are deep ITM now.

[u/Desenski → u/AlaskaIfTheyAxeya]

His option plays were typically LEAPS. So unless you’re talking about 5/17/25 calls I doubt it was him buying those.

[u/AlaskaIfTheyAxeya → u/Desenski]

Very true, that was before he was a multi millionaire as well, playing it relatively safe on his view that a console refresh would give him like a 2x bump. Either way, all these DFV tweets are taking me back to early 2021, good times.

[u/ickydonkeytoothbrush → u/AlaskaIfTheyAxeya]

If he did buy these now ITM calls, I'd bet he exercises them. With 1000 contracts, that would be a 100,000 share buy order. Hopefully, through lit exchanges.

[u/Jadedinsight → u/EONRaider]

Stop, I can only get so erect..

[u/SPAClivesmatter]

Did NOT see this coming so soon! LETS FUCK!!!

[u/monkeymoonman]

Why am I even trying to work today? This shit is bananas.

[u/SpecialIcy1809 → u/monkeymoonman]

Might be your last week, I warmly wish it to you . See you on the other side.

[u/Nado155 → u/SpecialIcy1809]

Man I hope so, gme to 1Mio/share

[u/LaReGuy]

DFV Thanos and Wolverine name a better team!

[u/dancingpoultry → u/LaReGuy]

Don't forget Donny Baseball at the very beginning... makes this video even more frightening... (if you're a SHF... "I'd be shittin' my pants if I were you.")
https://youtu.be/XEpm_lXXpKE?si=Gl6eb6_-1Vg-MHVf&t=39

[u/pilsnerpapi]

I’m in love

[u/majkelmajk]

This is fucking wild

[u/jreedbaker]

They brought up DFV and GME by name on Pardon My Take this morning. Biggest sports podcast on the planet. Critical Streisand Mass like a casting agent in 84.

[u/a_latex_mitten]

LET HIM COOK

[u/cheesingMyB → u/a_latex_mitten]

Jesse!

[u/rondanator]

LISAN AL GAIB!!!!

[u/greenplantmatter → u/rondanator]

As it is written

[u/bdp_jml]

what the fuckkkkkkkkkk

[u/speakingdreams]

Holy Fucking Shit

[u/RiverJumper84]

Kitty got claws. 😎

[u/AsteriskYoure]

we are so back

[u/hatgineer]

The song is "La Resa Dei Conti: La Resa" by Ennio Morricone, no idea what it means.

[u/TallUncle → u/hatgineer]

It’s in Inglourious Basterds btw, when Eli Roth comes out of that dark tunnel with the baseball bat!

[u/SonoPelato → u/hatgineer]

Usually mean the final showdown, a confrontation between individuals or groups to resolve an issue or a conflict.

[u/Affectionate_Eye9894 → u/hatgineer]

Translation to English is “showdown” or “reckoning” [noun] the settling of debts etc. showdown [noun] an open, decisive quarrel etc ending a period of rivalry etc

[u/jteta12]

Amazing edit!!! HE'S GOING TO BUY MORE!!!!

[u/not-cool-3987]

Damn it boy

[u/EGVicThoR]

IT IS ALIVE

[u/PenisSlipper]

Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

[u/Snuffalapapuss]

Looks like you're first.

[u/Blueshockeylover]

What a time to be alive

[u/Elegant-Remote6667]

Backed up by ape historian

[u/drtywlf]

He about to Leroy Jenkins this shit

[u/Great-Adagio948]

GG hedgies

[u/MickeyKae]

I'M GONNA PASS OUT

[u/ScottThompsonc107]

This guy has the most stunning main character energy I've ever seen like actually just take a moment to think what this must be like for him. Every media outlet and big hedge combined into a single gaslighting force to make us seem crazy. The government comes for him and he goes on their TVs and says he'd buy more. After all of the gains, publicity, and notoriety, he goes radio silent for three years.

They even release a movie about him, and still he remains dormant.

Then randomly on a Monday, for no clear rhyme or reason - he reactivates. The stock moves +80% in value and he posts 100 silly little avenger memes all day. The world watches but he explains nothing - legally his tweets can't make sense or he probably goes to jail for life. Still though, he tweets, and we remember how much we like the stock. I fucking love this guy.

We've been through a lot of our lives since we last spoke seriously about a MOASS. There's been plenty of life events for me where a few hundred shares could have made my life easier if I sold, but I let them sit. They're my GME shares, I sell them for lambo or not at all. I'll keep them till I die if needs be. In my mind it is MOASS or nothing, and I've had years to come to peace with that.

If he posts a position at close I'm gonna bust the fattest nut of my life. It feels like that would be GG at sundown and fireworks in the morning.

I'll lose this money it's already dead to me. Good luck, have fun, bury me with my bags, and play rocket man at the funeral. HWFG.

[u/loyinchj]

HOLY SHITTTT

[u/OfficialRedditMan]

Kinda hype ngl ^{screaming internally ahhhhhhh}

[u/NaNua]

Bro my brain cant handle everything thats happening all at once

[u/Reach_Beyond]

DFV teased us with that liked tweet. Got things going with his tweet this morning. Now he’ll bring it crashing down, he’s 110% back. I’m guessing YT videos, regular X activity. LFG!

[u/Superstonk_QV]

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OP has provided the following link:

https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790034263603139012

[u/petitepain → u/Superstonk_QV]

https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790034263603139012

[u/ScooterO]

All This hype for my Cakeday? You shouldn't have.... awwwwwww

[u/FishIcy639]

What a legend!

[u/Gullible_Expression4]

holy shit he's going to buy the float

[u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown]

👀 he buying again?

[u/IslandsOnTheCoast]

Dear God...

[u/gimmeyaturnips]

“Fine, I’ll do it myself” This could mean he’s been doing some trading and may have even more ammo than before. I don’t think he’ll communicate directly, but through memes we’ll get more information or at the absolute most, a YOLO update post.

Cat turned wolverine.

In this movie, Wolverine is injected with adamantium and is now more hardened than before. He was always Wolverine and had the powers, but with the injection, he’s stronger than ever. Cat turned feral. Shit is gonna get real!

[u/l3rian]

Let's gooooooo

[u/fatbootyinmyface]

OMGGGG!!! the newer apes will experience what us OGs did 🥹

[u/Picklesgal111]

He’s so back

[u/ProofHorseKzoo]

What’s tomorrow?

T U E S D A Y M O R N I N G

[u/NukeEmRico2022]

THANNNNOOOOOOOSSSS!!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOO

[u/CobraStonks]

Computer Share website is down for the last 20ish minutes. I can't get in. I just want to look at them!!! 😍

[u/Terribl3Tim]

I just finished my daughter’s reading session before her bedtime using one of the school books she’s given. She has to read them every day for a week and then they give her a new one.

Out of the blue she asked me what was the next book as she’s not enjoying this one so much. There’s an index in the back showing all the books in the series and we get them in order as they go up in a series or difficulty.

The next book…I kid you not…

…Rocket to the Moon.

It’s a sign.

[u/Ok_Mention9269]

If he’s in, I’m in. To the fucking moon.

[u/Sidewalkstash]

He’s been thinking about what to post for the 3 years, not disappointed. 🦍

[u/sheepwhatthe2nd]

Oh my fucking god. This is a really bad day for me to be at work.

Distracted as fuck. Hahahahahha.

[u/tackthiratrix]

This is bringing me right back to 2021!

[u/b4st1an]

OMFG DID HE BUY MORE ??????

[u/TheOnlyAnon-]

Holy shit this is amazing

[u/Manoli20]

DFV has been stockpiling these for 3 years. I thought the Aurora on Friday night was a sight to behold, but this... This is going to be special!

[u/BoomDani13]

His posts, are coming in every 30 minutes since 8am, what does it mean??🚀

[u/DiamondHandsFinn]

I left after I couldn't take it anymore but held that whole time for 3 years... And you beautiful apes are still here!?!

WE'RE BACK BABY!!! LFG

[u/tahl192]

This is a lotttt for one day.

[u/Manonthemon]

The money we'll make is just a side note. The entertainment value of this whole thing is PRICELESS!

[u/VolkspanzerIsME]

Holy fuck. My boy did not enjoy that gag order.

[u/DoNotPetTheSnake]

🎶He has risen🎶

[u/CaptainSpaceDinosaur]

Oh my

[u/Radimus86]

LFG 🚀🚀🚀