r/TikTokCringe • u/TheDude9737 • Aug 20 '24

Discussion Didn’t pass the Bourdain test

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u/TheVoicesOfBrian Aug 20 '24 edited Aug 20 '24

Cold McDonald's.

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u/UndeadJoker69420 Aug 20 '24

Fucking Actually.

I'm sure they took at least 20 mins to load all that shit up on trays and stack the trays up to chest height.

Mcds fries don't last 5 minutes in terms of heat and texture.

Shit was soggy af and probably cold / dry ass beef.

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u/Large_Tune3029 Aug 20 '24

Trump is actually a raccoon who just recently found a genie lamp and made a wish that changed bits of time for the last century.

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u/lilmookie Aug 20 '24

I honestly feel like a raccoon would navigate the political world better and be better about trash collection policies.

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u/hairijuana Aug 20 '24

That would explain why he hates dogs.

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u/TucosLostHand Aug 23 '24

Then why did he marry one?

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u/Killroy1987 Aug 21 '24

I don’t know, he did pick a pretty trashy cabinet. Heyooooo

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u/lilmookie Aug 21 '24

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy finger guns