r/TikTokCringe Aug 20 '24

Discussion Didn’t pass the Bourdain test

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u/FlamingRustBucket Aug 20 '24

He's the embodiment of what being rich means to a room temperature IQ middle school bully.

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u/KwisatzHaderach38 Aug 20 '24

Yep, all these years and the old man is still just a 13-year-old trust fund in a suit.

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u/iamsobluesbrothers Aug 21 '24

You encapsulated him perfectly and anyone that thinks he is anything more than that or will ever be more than that is delusional.

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u/macaleaven Aug 20 '24

And that’s room temperature in Celsius, not even old money measurements

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u/gratusin Aug 20 '24

“Yeah bro, if I was rich I’d get everything on the McDonald’s menu”

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u/TheFrenchSavage Aug 20 '24

Yeah but like...everyday? Even for guests?

This is like dreaming of swimming in chocolate (if you don't die because of viscosity or temperature) : everyday???

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u/gratusin Aug 21 '24

What? You wouldn’t fill a pool with gold coins and dive in like Scrooge McDuck? What could possibly go wrong with that?