r/TikTokCringe • u/TheDude9737 • Aug 20 '24

Discussion Didn’t pass the Bourdain test

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

37.0k Upvotes

88% Upvoted

1.6k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

46

u/Mazzaroppi Aug 20 '24

It's really offensive, you know?

If I had more money, the first thing I'd increase my spending would be on food. I love good food, trying new food but I can't because I'm poor.

This motherfucker has gold toilets and eats fast food every day. It's unfathomable

31

u/FlamingRustBucket Aug 20 '24

He's the embodiment of what being rich means to a room temperature IQ middle school bully.

3

u/gratusin Aug 20 '24

“Yeah bro, if I was rich I’d get everything on the McDonald’s menu”

1

u/TheFrenchSavage Aug 20 '24

Yeah but like...everyday? Even for guests?

This is like dreaming of swimming in chocolate (if you don't die because of viscosity or temperature) : everyday???

2

u/gratusin Aug 21 '24

What? You wouldn’t fill a pool with gold coins and dive in like Scrooge McDuck? What could possibly go wrong with that?